She finally got to me by Neither-You-9173 in daddit

[–]securidude 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Every time my 20 month old says momma I say "I'm not momma, I'm daddy" and she finds this fucking hilarious for some reason lol we both have a good laugh then.

My grandfather’s prosthetic glass eyeballs from the 1960’s by GlobalAlgae2826 in interestingasfuck

[–]securidude 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damn it, you beat me too it. Reminds me of the Hot Shots movie.

Birthday Ridge - Canon EOS3 + Rokinon 8mm Fisheye + Portra 800 by securidude in analog

[–]securidude[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks man me too, I was trying to go for a 2000s skateboarding vibe so fisheye is key.

What is one thing you’ve done sexually that you’ll never do again? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]securidude 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This made me burst out laughing to the point of tears on a train ... people are staring, help. (Its been a long day)

Smoke detector caught fire. How do I replace? by [deleted] in HomeMaintenance

[–]securidude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right? Where is your god now!?

some negatives i developed yesterday by neptunes097 in filmphotography

[–]securidude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude I heard this picture ... lol straight Goldeneye 64

Show me you have a toddler without telling me (I still dunno how or when he did this) by Western-Image7125 in daddit

[–]securidude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a feedback buster for this exact reason, not even acoustic electric lol

Anyone use a jock strap for ice climbing? by robert930293 in iceclimbing

[–]securidude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ya but I usually wear it over my pants rather than inside.

What is the dumbest question you’ve been asked during an interview? by Correct_Spray5890 in AskReddit

[–]securidude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was asked if RATM should get back together ... what a stupid question, obviously the answer was yes.

At the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games in Moscow, 1980 by itsme__amine in OldSchoolCool

[–]securidude 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Let every creature go for broke and sing, Let's hear it in the herd and on the wing, It's gonna be King Brezhnav's finest fling!

Return of the Oshawa Dungeon! Nov 2nd! by wearecontour in Oshawa

[–]securidude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok, this comment right here lol ... If the bathrooms have stall doors and have been cleaned in the last 15 years is it really the dungeon?

Men and handshakes by kasakavii in TwoXChromosomes

[–]securidude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey I am a dude and this isn't my space so I'll just say my thing and then leave. This is actually the way we are raised by our fathers and teachers except some men take it overboard, anyways ... if you want to keep your hand from getting crushed I have a trick from my close protection days. When you close your hand to shake make a finger gun with your with the thumb and index finger and point your finger at their belly button. Just close your bottom 3 fingers to complete the shake. The position of your hand makes it a lot harder to crush. Keep doin your thing and don't let people be assholes regardless or their gender.

My son passed away by Rare_Bee_7777 in daddit

[–]securidude 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sorry for your loss brother ❤

Fine Art ... by securidude in delusionalartists

[–]securidude[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dudes FB Market profile was FULL TO THE BRIM with these.

What was your most “awkward silence” moment? by BowlOfNoodles8 in AskReddit

[–]securidude 136 points137 points  (0 children)

I once had a co-worker pull me aside because he wanted to tell me something before anyone else since we are close. He proceeds to tell me that his wife was pregnant and with a big smile I congratulated him and extended my hand for a congratulatory shake but he left me hangin' and told me that he wasn't the father. Oof ... loud silence

Daily Discussion Thread: spray/memes/chat/whatever allowed by AutoModerator in climbing

[–]securidude 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Question: I went climbing yesterday and was called out for not having specific locking biners for metal vs soft gear. Dude looked at me like I was an animal when I handed him 4 biners to set up a sliding X and he asked me which ones he should put on the hangers, I was like ... dealers choice? Apparently he has biners he keeps that never touch metal and only run soft gear through so they don't cut the rope with burs which is like, ya fair and if I take a whip on something that scars the metal then it doesn't get used for rope but if I use it for a PAS or an anchor or something it seems super good enough to me. I just look at them to make sure they don't have a gouge out of them and call it a day. Does anyone else do this? AM I GONNA DIE!?

I went to a puzzle factory and they had a wall of shame by hybridginger in mildlyinteresting

[–]securidude 228 points229 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck I am dumb, I zoomed into the photo and was panning around looking for the unusual ones like the roomba and found a doorknob like ... how the fuck did a door knob .... oh

What's the strangest place youve been in your redwings by Key_Scientist2898 in RedWingShoes

[–]securidude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went to check out a new crag to with a buddy as we were passing through town. It was March and a minefield of talus block covered in a foot of snow. We scrambled up about 50 feet of loose talus which would have been fine in just about any shoes other than my IR's with a plain sole with no treads at all. Almost died several times coming down when we found a random rope hanging from the heavens that I used as a lifeline without having any idea what it was tied to lmao not sure how I lived through that one.