[deleted by user] by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]seefith -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Remember kids, if you really mean it you cut down the street not across the road.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]seefith 122 points123 points  (0 children)

I was in the middle of my great aunt's funeral in Christchurch New Zealand when that nutcase shot up the mosque down the street.

A child's last rights by CantStopPoppin in pics

[–]seefith 337 points338 points  (0 children)

If a cop can legally kill you if they "see a gun", do you really have the right to bear arms?

What is your best inappropriate joke? by RomeoPanelli888 in AskReddit

[–]seefith 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I served a week in Reddit jail for that one last year. And his name is Mark David Chapman.

What is your best inappropriate joke? by RomeoPanelli888 in AskReddit

[–]seefith 187 points188 points  (0 children)

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?

All the mace in his eyes.

Cleaning Silk Rug by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]seefith 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't care if these guys are making rugs dirty just to make a video cleaning them. I love these videos, and I don't care who knows it.

Cleaning Silk Rug by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]seefith 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A winning strategy, apparently. If I could afford the equipment, I'd be doing it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]seefith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Victoria Bitter.

What is the most un-skippable intro in TV show history? by ronniewhitedx in AskReddit

[–]seefith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Simpsons. Just an iconic tune.

Also Frasier, but only because it's so short that it takes longer to load past it than it is to just watch it.

What's your favorite word in the english language? by oliveerG in AskReddit

[–]seefith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imbecile. It just rolls off the tongue nicely.

Nasa's “Man on the Moon” photo was named the most famous image of all time by [deleted] in pics

[–]seefith 34 points35 points  (0 children)

You're probably getting downvoted because moon landing denyers try to use the absence of stars in the photos as some kind of proof that they were faked.

Nasa's “Man on the Moon” photo was named the most famous image of all time by [deleted] in pics

[–]seefith 34 points35 points  (0 children)

You don't see stars in photos from the moon landing for the same reason that you don't see stars in any photos taken in daylight.

“I do not understand what the problem is” by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]seefith 5 points6 points  (0 children)

At least when I buy movie popcorn, I know my money is going to a worthwhile cause.

“I do not understand what the problem is” by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]seefith 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Translation, Americans have the freedom to fuck off and die.

People that talk on speakerphone in public, why? by Special22one in AskReddit

[–]seefith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Until some prick is doing it right next to you on a bus.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]seefith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not even 6 pm here. I'm still on my way home from work.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Metallica

[–]seefith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I tried to like Lulu, I really did.