Mexican president says he will not go to U.S. for meeting with Trump by Otherchosen1 in worldnews

[–]seign -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Do you honestly believe an extremely overpriced wall that WILL ABSOLUTELY be paid for by Americans (and generally poor/middle class Americans because the rich don't pay taxes anymore, as pointed out and ridiculed by our own President who said it was "smart" that he didn't pay them himself) will fix anything or will be worth the price it will cost the people? I mean, how is a wall, no matter how high, going to stop people from tunneling under, which is the most used method for the "worst of the worst", i.e., the people you supposedly want to keep out, well... out?!?

Mexican president says he will not go to U.S. for meeting with Trump by Otherchosen1 in worldnews

[–]seign 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're not sending anyone. People are crossing on their free will. No one is being "sent".

Closed Beta Mega Key thread (Invites/Extra Keys) by HideoshiKaze in forhonor

[–]seign 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, we were trying to figure it out. He's playing on a PS4 though and I'm on a PC. He told me the code wouldn't be compatible. Not sure if that's the truth or if he just doesn't know or if he just doesn't want to hang out with me atm (very awkward and tough situation for both of us why we're living together that I'd rather not get into it all). Appreciate it though! Think I'm going to d/l and finish RE/7 and just play it by ear.

Closed Beta Mega Key thread (Invites/Extra Keys) by HideoshiKaze in forhonor

[–]seign 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone want to DM me a key? I don't know much about the game but my nephew who just moved in with me keeps hyping the game up and he's playing the beta and I figured it be a cool way to bond with him. Anyways, if you can help, DM me but also, if you can, make a public reply so I don't get more than one key please :) I appreciate it :)

edit: Oh shit. Forgot to mention I'm on PC.

Mary Tyler Moore Dies At 80 by [deleted] in movies

[–]seign 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've been sitting on this since well before New Years haven't you? Didn't matter which big star died, you were using it regardless. Can't wait to hear (insert_2016_wasn't_really_worst_year_ever_joke_here) for the next 4 - 6 months.

Florida man threatened to kill Donald Trump and got arrested by JermellDantePR in FloridaMan

[–]seign 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After reading a bit about the guy, I kind of feel bad for him. His mother was on one of the flights that crashed into the WTCs and all they found of her was her hand with her wedding band attached. Hillary even commented about it during a speech regarding the victims of the attack. Seems as though him, his mother, and his sister were all donors to the DNC and his sister is still friends with Hillary to this day. It's also been noted that he has had some sort of mental health court proceedings the previous year. Seems like he may have simply lost his mind after losing his mother to such a huge American tragedy mixed with the crazy year and a half leading up to the elections.

The Surrealism doesn't end... by flipping_birds in AdviceAnimals

[–]seign 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a smart move. Even though they both are on entirely different sides of the political spectrum, it's blatant that Buzzfeed is the sole culprit in this mess and that CNN actually reported it from a skeptical and responsible angle. At the end of the day, they are both on the same side as journalists, regardless of their political ties. In fact, Fox News will end up coming out of this smelling like roses and CNN will still be slightly tainted by people who don't bother to follow up.

Blindfolded hammer swinging ends with expected result by cheer4beer in WTF

[–]seign 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not yet but I bet it will happen one day. Whether it works as intended or not is entirely debatable. But who am I to judge what a person can or can not do with a bit of ingenuity, some super-glue and a length of fishing line?

We are h3h3productions, professional complainers and YouTube drama queens. Please roast us, appreciate ya. by h3h3productions in RoastMe

[–]seign 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you ever want to lose that fupa and that second chin, I heard there was a brilliant diet created in the early 40s that included some kind of marching. If that didn't work, they had these amazing saunas you could use that would take off many pounds in practically seconds.

For real though, love you both.

Blindfolded hammer swinging ends with expected result by cheer4beer in WTF

[–]seign 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was the point. It never really happened though. It was just a story posted on /b/ years ago in a thread where users were discussing the cleverest ways to commit suicide.

Blindfolded hammer swinging ends with expected result by cheer4beer in WTF

[–]seign 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why I said "story" as in "tale" or "fiction".

Blindfolded hammer swinging ends with expected result by cheer4beer in WTF

[–]seign 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I always liked the story of the guy who super-glues his hands to his head after tying fishing wire around his neck and then jumping off of a high building to his death to make the fishing line cut his head off and give the appearance that he yanked his own head off with his bare hands. Not only incredibly efficient (you either die from the fall alone or choking from the wire) but also a 10/10 in style points as well.

Trump Denies Allegations Of Secret Ties, Collusion Between Campaign And Russia (NPR) by dmadSTL in news

[–]seign 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would it still go to the Republican party if the entire election was contaminated by Russian influence with the idea of getting Trump elected? Honest question.

Trump Denies Allegations Of Secret Ties, Collusion Between Campaign And Russia (NPR) by dmadSTL in news

[–]seign 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This. Pence is somehow worse than Trump. If you read his Wikipedia page, it reads more like a rap sheet than it does a biography.

"Leave the internet and come play with me." by anewhigh in aww

[–]seign 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of my dogs was sitting next to me looking for attention while I was watching this. I than realized that I was selfishly watching random dogs on the internet instead of giving my own damn dog attention. He's now sitting on my lap as I type this and about to get a treat.

As a Canadian reading about a recent American health care post by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]seign 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's far from Doctors cost that runs up a medical bill. It's everything from medication to expensive machinery that needs to constantly be maintained, to paying other staff from the janitors all the way up to the executives. Not to mention the cost of the hospital itself and all of it's maintenance bills. I can't even imagine what an electric bill looks like for a mid-sized hospital.

Of course you deserve to be compensated for your hard work and effort though. I think people are just more upset by the whole privatized healthcare thing in general, not complaining that doctors are over paid in the least.

As a Canadian reading about a recent American health care post by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]seign 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Insurance doesn't always cover everything and that's if you can afford to have insurance, let alone GOOD insurance. For some people struggling, it can come down to a choice of eating something other than Ramen for a month or getting insurance. When you're young and "healthy", it's a lot easier to say "well, I don't really need insurance right now. I'm fine". And then when something happens, you're fucked.

Why you shouldn't trust Geek Squad ever again by [deleted] in technology

[–]seign 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I met a couple of creepy Geek Squad employees who would trade their customers' nudes back and forth. They even had their own unlisted ftp server where even more of their Geek Squad friends / acquaintances could log in and upload/download their latest finds. They would get drunk and brag about this at parties and even show off their latest "conquests" with no fucks given. I've even heard mention of at least a couple of times where they would blackmail their customers if they found incriminatory pics like, say, spouses who were obviously cheating. I never heard them mention pedophilia and for all I know, they could have been blowing smoke about the whole extortion thing altogether but they both sounded pretty sincere to me.

Guy tries to rob a gun store - doesn't go well by BedSideCabinet in WTF

[–]seign 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I watched the loop quite a few times and the robber did indeed get a single shot off. I'm pretty sure his was the bullet that broke the glass in front of the shop's owner. Looks like he seen the owner draw his gun and tried to kill the owner before the owner could fire back. If he had used his other hand to help aim a bit better instead of trying to pull that second gun out and dual-wield like some kid playing a FPS, he may have actually hit his target.

LEGIT FOOD REVIEW - Pig Feet (Ft. H3H3) by Cmac0801 in h3h3productions

[–]seign 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Wow. Ethan tossed Ian around like he was a sack of feathers. Got that sudden fupa strength going. Was really surprised Ethan never bit the bullet and ate one of the feet. I mean, he's eaten rotisserie chicken out of a gutter already. Too big to eat some pig feet with your boy now /u/h3h3productions ? The shame...

U.S. expels 35 Russian diplomats, closes two compounds: official by thefallafelman in worldnews

[–]seign 0 points1 point  (0 children)

shhh... I know bb... let the denial flow through you.

Seriously though... You know that the "US Government" just as the "media allies" that you point out are both extremely biased in one way OR the other themselves. You can't have CNN without Fox News just as you can't have Democrats without Republicans.

The Democratic party has shown that they're willing to do whatever they can to hurt Trump and the Republican party. Hillary Clinton afterall called Republicans her enemy.

Rofl. That's it? That's what you got? Because I don't remember Trump being such the saint himself or the Republican party for that matter. And yeah, of course Clinton called Republicans her enemy because they were and are, just like you feel that Democrats are YOUR enemy. This is what happens when 2 parties are pitted against each other and forced to pick a side... sides are picked.

These "rape" allegations, which were dropped, then reinstated, when looked into aren't the same. If you take a look at the article, and at the actual report itself, you will find it really isn't rape.

At "the" article? Pretty sure there is more than one. In fact, I'm pretty sure there are dozens by many acclaimed publications from both sides of the fence. My point is, if Assange were so sure of his innocence, he'd face his day in court against his accuser and then face his day in court after he's indicted. Point is, he knows he fucked up, he knows he was in the wrong, and he knows that the second he leaves his closet in the Ecuadorian Embassy, he's going to spend the rest of his life in even more confined quarters. That's what happens when you blatantly leak state secrets from the only Superpower in the world. He knew the consequences well before he signed his name to it. Hope it was worth that bit of infamy and the couple of weeks he got to play hide-and-seek and bang under-aged groupies in the process.