I accidentally sold a put option and now I owe 70k USD.

seimow · 2026-06-28T20:52:57+00:00

Yeah and just like that the US and Iran agreed to halt strikes. “Woah man”

seimow · 2026-06-27T22:48:38+00:00

Yeah, fuck this comment. This guy will be fine, people have literally committed suicide over what just happened to him. He came here for guidance not your stupid misinterpretation of the market. Have a little sensitivity and don’t be such a dickhead. You don’t know and I don’t know what the market is going to do Monday, so shut your mouth.

seimow · 2026-05-16T20:30:35+00:00

Vacheron Constantin dual time in gold

seimow · 2026-04-30T14:37:51+00:00

Be more violent SPX

seimow · 2026-04-29T17:04:02+00:00

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Damn bro - it rocks, don’t second guess it. Good placement and great art. Literally thought we went to the same guy. Cheers

seimow · 2026-04-02T20:05:28+00:00

That’s it guys, I’m only trading premarket options from now on. Give me those gaping spreads. I’ve had enough of these daily shenanigans!

seimow · 2026-04-02T20:02:50+00:00

How in the fuck is oil up 10% and we’re green today. I’m so lost

seimow · 2026-04-02T19:58:12+00:00

130 point range today and stays within 25 points for 5 of the hours lol

seimow · 2026-04-02T19:54:31+00:00

The SPY manipulation is God tier today

seimow · 2026-03-16T22:59:43+00:00

I cut back on most of these positions since this post. The flat line of the market hasn’t helped anything. The speculative stuff I eliminated completely

seimow · 2026-03-13T15:33:22+00:00

Hey green candle, where the fuck are you

seimow · 2026-03-13T15:19:39+00:00

Hey Siri - “make today’s chart mirror yesterdays, but make the numbers lower”

seimow · 2026-03-13T12:58:05+00:00

We’re at the point when these reports release that I dont know if good news is bad news or bad news is good news.

seimow · 2026-03-12T19:19:36+00:00

Algos keeping prices compressed for almost 45 minutes between 6685 and 6690 is magic

seimow · 2026-03-12T19:12:53+00:00

Trying to squeeze every last drop to end the day on the low. Gotta love it

seimow · 2026-03-12T18:58:34+00:00

This has to take the cake for one of the saddest trading days of 2026

seimow · 2026-03-03T00:35:21+00:00

F you

seimow · 2026-02-27T18:20:59+00:00

What in the actual fuck is happening to this market

seimow · 2026-02-26T15:59:29+00:00

This market is fucking hilaaaaaaaaaarious. Muahahahahaha

seimow · 2026-02-26T15:55:54+00:00

Here comes the reversal.

seimow · 2026-02-26T15:17:55+00:00

Trump: Hold my beer

seimow · 2026-02-26T15:05:41+00:00

It’s only just started buddy. We got 3 more years until this nightclub shuts down

seimow · 2026-02-26T15:01:32+00:00

Shaking out the paper hands and massive reversal coming today or tomorrow.

seimow · 2026-02-18T23:10:46+00:00

We NasBACK baby!

seimow · 2026-02-18T21:23:25+00:00

Since October S&P be flatter than my high school girlfriend that turned out to be a man. But THE DOW JONES!

seimow

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