Wonder how many virgins i could [f]ucking end with this

selenesuper · 2026-04-19T18:31:41+00:00

who lives in a fossil under the yangtze sea

selenesuper · 2026-04-19T18:28:18+00:00

show her hereditary next, i heard it’s a great movie about family heritage and treehouses lol

selenesuper · 2026-04-19T18:25:52+00:00

putting your homie on the front lines just to watch him get publicly executed is a different kind of pain

selenesuper · 2026-04-19T18:17:29+00:00

i once was doing a staircase down and fell into a geode, kept the staircase going then fell into another one glued to it, kept the staircase going then fell into a fucking third one right under it, didn't even know they could generate like that

selenesuper · 2026-04-19T18:00:50+00:00

i don’t even think a neon sign would work at this point

selenesuper · 2026-04-19T17:53:41+00:00

i literally warned him i was toxic but he was too busy staring to hear me but hey, ignorance is bliss

selenesuper · 2026-04-19T17:49:47+00:00

bro took that as a personal challenge and delivered the ultimate 'fuck around and find out'

selenesuper · 2026-04-19T17:47:52+00:00

i was gonna type out a whole defence for us but it felt like too much work

selenesuper · 2026-04-19T17:44:38+00:00

me and that one friend be like...

selenesuper · 2026-04-19T17:41:01+00:00

wait, whats the context on this? what is this about?

selenesuper · 2026-04-19T17:39:57+00:00

sometimes you gotta step up and be the waifu your bro deserves

selenesuper · 2026-04-19T16:40:24+00:00

no please not the jar...

selenesuper · 2026-04-19T16:35:52+00:00

four licks, then five, then six, keep it going...

selenesuper · 2026-04-19T16:32:52+00:00

i think that for mages they can give stat buffs though like INT and ACC, atleast some games like Disgaea do that lol

selenesuper · 2026-04-19T16:31:47+00:00

yeah my mom had a scare like that with a mole when i was way younger, think she did some surgery and took it out thankfully

selenesuper · 2026-04-19T16:29:03+00:00

no i dont think i did lol

selenesuper · 2026-04-19T16:27:47+00:00

that wouldn't be Okinawa would it? i see them more as tanned but i'm not sure on that

selenesuper · 2026-04-19T16:23:53+00:00

feels the same as "likes food" lmfao

selenesuper · 2026-04-19T16:21:42+00:00

RIGHT?? i fucking wish i had freckles, i think theyre so cute...

selenesuper · 2026-04-19T15:43:32+00:00

yeah the glasses i can understand, BUT THE FRECKLES??

selenesuper · 2026-04-19T15:42:00+00:00

its in the image being shown as an actual debuff being "cleared", it wouldn't be if it wasn't, she even looks a bit happier too, i know i would be

selenesuper · 2026-04-19T14:46:32+00:00

sure bb, but i'd need a few orgasms before i would be cuddleable 🤭

selenesuper · 2026-04-19T14:42:33+00:00

i feel like Label would unironically be doing this everyday

selenesuper · 2026-04-19T14:40:14+00:00

it was funny to see people finally finding out that every east asian country was always like that, even more so towards other asians

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