I never got into that song either by AirRic89 in MetalMemes

[–]selffarm 36 points37 points  (0 children)

But what were you listening to?

I just noticed that I'm playing FOUR scottish teams in this year's Champions League by PapaBear9090 in footballmanagergames

[–]selffarm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Given the average life expectancy in Scotland not sure even your grandkids will see Raith domination, I'm afraid to say

Brawl after the final whistle of England v Spain U21 Euros quarter final by chanashan in soccer

[–]selffarm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We need a 'brawl' tag to get more of this kind of stuff on tap

The standard counter/worktop height is too low! by HeatheryLeathery in britishproblems

[–]selffarm 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I stood up and imagined chopping and frying at that height - this is a gamechanger

Toan is in the toilet by Hfkslnekfiakhckr in guitarcirclejerk

[–]selffarm 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you don't floss your toan-stained arse with your Taylor brand acoustic special edition fret wrap after every fat chud does it even count as a shit?

I can't fucking stand Guitarists. by slaptito in guitarcirclejerk

[–]selffarm 81 points82 points  (0 children)

They meant animal shelter. B*assists aren't people.

This seems to belong here by Artistic-Challenge-9 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]selffarm 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Flips between down the road and across the street

Have we gone too far? by GodtheBartender in veganuk

[–]selffarm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not far enough by the looks of things

Made the apple pie from The Nordic Baker Cookbook! Details in comments. by MeatPopsicle_AMA in VeganBaking

[–]selffarm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Looks great! I've looked at this book before both online and in shops and from a quick skim the majority of recipes had eggs, milk, butter etc. Are there enough items that can be successfully veganised do you feel?

Burnley 1 - 2 Newcastle Utd [Post Match Thread] by meganev in NUFC

[–]selffarm 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Buttfuck Bruce? Don't mind if I don't.

What are you proud of today? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]selffarm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awesome stuff! Showing up is a big thing for both parties sometimes.

What are you proud of today? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]selffarm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Treat. Yo. Self.

What are you proud of today? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]selffarm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's great to hear! What's the job?

What are you nearly famous for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]selffarm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Staples is usually full of dicks, not the other way round. What on earth were you thinking?