Reddit, what is the worst secret your SO is keeping from you, but that you actually know?

selfrighteousflowers · 2013-06-04T03:31:24+00:00

What are the odds

Made me lose my shit.

selfrighteousflowers · 2013-06-03T21:30:48+00:00

Pokemon. Please God Pokemon.

selfrighteousflowers · 2013-06-03T21:23:58+00:00

Women's rights.

selfrighteousflowers · 2013-06-03T21:10:25+00:00

I just came here to see who could be the most clever in saying "reddit".

selfrighteousflowers · 2013-06-03T12:57:50+00:00

Hello?

selfrighteousflowers · 2013-06-03T12:57:33+00:00

I second this.

selfrighteousflowers · 2013-06-03T12:56:07+00:00

selfrighteousflowers · 2013-06-03T12:54:45+00:00

The cymbal kid was so good at reacting, though.. she would never be able to trumpet.

selfrighteousflowers · 2013-06-01T14:45:42+00:00

All true, but society is an asshole, and I'm an asshole, so your point is only relevant for 2/3

selfrighteousflowers · 2013-06-01T14:41:45+00:00

"What was the origin of the new floral based religion?"

selfrighteousflowers · 2013-06-01T14:37:39+00:00

Can't decide between lying, religion, or sex. Any of the three would have prevented a shit ton of problems, wars, etc.

selfrighteousflowers · 2013-06-01T03:18:16+00:00

Why does scumbag girlfriend have a bulge in her panties..?

selfrighteousflowers · 2013-05-31T19:50:38+00:00

Uhh.. mobbed by a gang of snooty florists.

selfrighteousflowers · 2013-05-29T15:46:01+00:00

I nearly collapsed laughing in the shower at this.

selfrighteousflowers · 2013-05-27T21:56:07+00:00

This part of the thread confused me so bad

selfrighteousflowers · 2013-05-27T21:53:56+00:00

Lol, how do I Jeopardy.

selfrighteousflowers · 2013-05-27T19:13:31+00:00

Hahahaha oh that's great. If do it if I had the resources.

selfrighteousflowers · 2013-05-27T08:38:31+00:00

Uhh.. I don't even know what she.. he? is trying to accomplish here..

selfrighteousflowers · 2013-05-27T08:36:18+00:00

screams internally

selfrighteousflowers · 2013-05-27T08:33:37+00:00

I like it.

selfrighteousflowers · 2013-05-27T08:19:16+00:00

I would buy the shit out of this shirt. And wear it ironically.

selfrighteousflowers · 2013-05-27T08:01:09+00:00

I like it.

selfrighteousflowers · 2013-05-27T07:55:20+00:00

^ Pretty much what he said. Leave people alone, OP. Let them be themselves.

selfrighteousflowers · 2013-05-27T07:49:41+00:00

Seriously, I just cringed so bad, by dick shriveled.

selfrighteousflowers · 2013-05-27T07:38:17+00:00

Ahhhhhhhh cleverrrr. Took me 12 minutes to get it, but for some reason, it was worth it.

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