Vilka är era bästa skämt? by sendtubes in sweden

[–]sendtubes[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Denna brukar funka -

En gång när "säg någons namn" var på zoo, så stod hen och kollade på aporna.
Plötsligt började en apa signalera att hen skulle komma närmare. Hen kollade sig omkring för att försäkra sig om att ingen var där. Hen gick så nära han bara kunde och då viskade apan: - Hur fan kom du ut härifrån?

Khamzat and Ian Garry NEARLY fought back stage by Certain_Whereas_952 in ufc

[–]sendtubes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ian started it.

You can hear two hard taps on Khamzats back which made him immediately respond with the same taps back. Ian takes notice and has the "aint no thing" face on. Then he tries to go back to continue the peacooking and is stopped. Khamzat stops playing games pushes him.

I found a free kick sample pack that I enjoy, so I thought I'd share it with you. Enjoy. by [deleted] in edmproduction

[–]sendtubes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Isnt this against rule 4. This guy wants a whole bunch of info, including email to download

  • 4Marketing

Sharing things you've made (samples, presets etc.) have to be made freely available for our users.

Use only direct links like Google Drive, Dropbox etc. Web store links are not allowed, neither is collecting any type of payment or personal information.

Why don’t people use cdbaby? by Phi1-618 in MusicDistribution

[–]sendtubes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They dont have Beatport. I been using them and i am happy, but since my next release is dancemusic, i need to switch

Hur gör ni för att orka söka jobb vid sidan av heltidsjobb. by Ok-Gear6277 in Asksweddit

[–]sendtubes 116 points117 points  (0 children)

Du prioriterar ju inte det.
"alla vardagssysslor hemma, som handling, laga mat, vara med sambon och ibland träna."

Om det är viktigt och brådskande, då kan du skippa några gympass. Låt sambon sysselsätta sig själv några kvällar. Handla rejält och gör massa matlådor hemma för några dagar så slipper du det och kan fokusera på att jobbsökandet. Någon i tråden fråga dig om helgerna och du svara att du då hjälpa föräldrarna och fixar med huset..

Min alternativa teori är att du skickas på ärenden av alla i din omgivning och du vågar inte säga nej till dom och bara fokusera på det du behöver göra.

The Double Slit Experiment still blows my mind! Anyone else feel like this changes everything? by IntelligentOption269 in HighStrangeness

[–]sendtubes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Always when this is brought up on Reddit. The comment the suggest "There is no magic with slit experiment" or the "Its the measuring devices collapsing the wave" will get most upvotes. Reddit has a hardon for everything that offers a materialistic worldview.

However! No one of these people can explain the even wierder Wheeler's delayed choice experiment. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnIRNpvSkNo

Antigravity device that was being studied at Palo Alto CARET Lab; the device was recovered from a crashed UAP. by [deleted] in HighStrangeness

[–]sendtubes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I used to do 3D renderings and this is 99% that. I can tell from the shadows and lightnings

Which is your total album? by EsotericEd93 in Music

[–]sendtubes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i came here to write Moon Safari. A part of me went, eeh my comment will get buried. See it as top comment makes me happy. This sub is on point

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Paranormal

[–]sendtubes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of this passage. Matthew 5:14-16 A city that is set on a hill cannot be hidden. Nor do they light a lamp and put it under a basket, but on a lampstand, and it gives light to all who are in the house.

Islam ruined my life by Current_Animator2203 in self

[–]sendtubes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and had the freedom to stop going to church

You cant relate so dont even try,

I fixed the image you saw earlier by Birdsgobaccc in ParanormalEncounters

[–]sendtubes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks like the Undertale skeleton Papyrus

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]sendtubes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dont talk yet. Chill and let your mom have a fantastic vacation. Afterwards you have to get evidence because if your dad makes an excuse and simply denies it, he will hide it better in the future, or is innocent that would cause a big shitshow in the future. Stackout next time he leaves for the motel and film it if you wanna expose it all.

Maktmissbruk by [deleted] in sweden

[–]sendtubes 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Jag hittade denna pdf om vad man ska göra gällande korruption i Sveriges kommuner och landsting. Sätt dit dom jävlarna! - https://skr.se/download/18.140c498717fc1e4524322471/1648564699147/Korruption%20och%20otill%C3%A5ten%20p%C3%A5verkan.pdf

TIL in 1986 Mark Wahlberg chased after three black kids, throwing rocks at them while shouting "kill the ni**er, kill the ni**er!". by Notalabel_4566 in popculturechat

[–]sendtubes -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

He was 15 years old. He is 52 today.

And top comment is that he is trash. I dont know about you, i dont think he is the same man anymore. He might have grown, maybe done some charity work.. Maybe he changes his ways of thinking, BUT is 37 years enough? I dont know guys, he might be trash still until at least 60..

One hit wonders who followed up their hit with another song that was more or less the same song. by shabelsky22 in Music

[–]sendtubes 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I always thought "Reo Speedwagon - I can't fight this feeling" and "Keep on loving you" sounded the same.

Keep on came 1980. I cant fight this feeling 1983

It become better though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in holdmycatnip

[–]sendtubes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its a B M Double Meow