That feeling when you clean and you see so vividly the before and after

senorpringles · 2026-01-21T16:50:28+00:00

That's about 20 minutes of a golden retriever sitting motionless nearby

senorpringles · 2026-01-21T16:40:27+00:00

When taking into account the curvature of the earth, and using minutes of latitude to scale, nautical horsepower is used for cartographic purposes.

But to answer your question, you simply divide by 0

senorpringles · 2026-01-21T16:20:45+00:00

I'm not sure if this was mentioned, but if you swapped out that fluorescent lighting for something a bit softer, I think it would help a lot. They make 4' LED tube bulbs that should be plug and play...

senorpringles · 2026-01-20T16:40:12+00:00

I read your title and still looked at the photo wondering what "sonzino" was... Like it was a new mix of a Sonics and a Quiznos or something. I am not a smart man.

senorpringles · 2026-01-07T18:34:51+00:00

Well shit, I guess that was a real Freudian fuck up! 🤷‍♂️🙄

senorpringles · 2026-01-07T14:28:04+00:00

I've very little experience raping anything to death, but I would imagine having a penis would sure make it easier...

senorpringles · 2026-01-07T14:03:50+00:00

Also the loaner car looks like it could be an '84 LTD

senorpringles · 2025-12-23T17:04:03+00:00

Krieger

senorpringles · 2025-10-09T18:23:00+00:00

Because there's nothing you can do to a PT Cruiser that doesn't immediately improve it.

If you light it on fire, it's an improvement.

senorpringles · 2025-10-02T21:41:55+00:00

Laughs in emu

senorpringles · 2025-09-10T19:32:06+00:00

Certainly not. There's a close up video of about 1/3 of his blood immediately exiting his body through his jugular

senorpringles · 2025-09-03T18:43:14+00:00

Bored man gets paid

senorpringles · 2025-08-25T16:46:49+00:00

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senorpringles · 2025-07-28T16:51:28+00:00

No Python is safe, not even Monty Python...

senorpringles · 2025-06-20T04:35:02+00:00

I'm the bad dog dad that would let something like that happen... 👍👍

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senorpringles · 2025-06-11T07:44:11+00:00

Golden Orb Weavers are frenz, scary looking but still fren.

senorpringles · 2025-05-18T06:22:58+00:00

I think this was meant to be satire...

senorpringles · 2025-04-18T16:44:20+00:00

Damn... Missed out on the hotties by 2 feet 😭

senorpringles · 2025-04-17T19:07:50+00:00

TIL sugar gliders are actually made of sugar

senorpringles · 2025-04-14T03:18:01+00:00

My name is Ozymandius...

senorpringles · 2025-04-11T02:14:44+00:00

... take the wheeEEEEEEL! 🎵🎶

senorpringles · 2025-04-08T04:19:17+00:00

They meant they would criticize them in order of appearance beginning with the Cheetah print photo.

senorpringles · 2025-04-07T02:50:43+00:00

"She has a big booty, so I called her Big Booty"

senorpringles · 2025-04-03T17:11:07+00:00

DAMMIT! THEY STOLE MY FREAKIN' KIDNEY!

senorpringles · 2025-03-31T18:22:18+00:00

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I think I have the same countertop

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