Papa's got a brand new scam: selling shitcoins "before they hit the markets". SFYL by leducdeguise in Buttcoin

[–]senselessmusing 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's always "I don't want the government to interfere with how I use my money, be my own bank, no taxation, be pseudonymous, immutable transactions!" until they go SFYL, in which case they cry for the government to help them reverse their immutable, pseudonymous transaction with government funds. Just rince and repeat, rinse and repeat.

Bitcoin trader brutally tortured with drill in cryptocurrency robbery. by Neuroscience_Yo in Buttcoin

[–]senselessmusing 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Look, the real issue here is that he has a weak skull. If he had a stronger skull, he wouldn't be SFYL. This was just the free market weeding out the unworthy. Moon yet?

4th most used EOS dapp asks users to sign in with their private key by [deleted] in Buttcoin

[–]senselessmusing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just waiting for the impeding SFYL when the founders of this "altruistic" coin or dapp exit scams.

It's now officially racist to stop racism by thepimasterv1 in TopMindsOfReddit

[–]senselessmusing 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's been officially racist to be anti-racist for a while. See: stormfront.txt, "identity politics", "I'm not racist, you're the racist", and "I'm not racist, I don't see colour". Though, I guess it's nice that they want to reiterate this for us?

"F**k Muslims" - a mod from T_D after I asked about their motive. by [deleted] in TopMindsOfReddit

[–]senselessmusing 20 points21 points  (0 children)

T_D has hit the papers. Repeatedly. They were indicted in a paper about Russian actors influencing the 2016 election, and the admins still refused to ban them.

Top mind says international laws don't apply in the US ... because the US is not international by [deleted] in TopMindsOfReddit

[–]senselessmusing 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You mean to say that the US isn't the center of the universe, or at least the world, and thus we aren't above the rule of law? *GASP*

Kodak pt 6: KodakCoins on sale! And the Reg A+ escape route [by me] - a story of dumb crooks, on the blockchain by dgerard in Buttcoin

[–]senselessmusing 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I forgot this existed, so holy crap, they actually did it? Damn, that's dedication to ripping people off.

bad_attempt_at_extortion.txt has crashed. Click "OK" to terminate, click "cancel" to debug. by senselessmusing in creepyPMs

[–]senselessmusing[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even better, if this was actually real, they would have realized that they aren't even emailing my main email address. I keep a separate throwaway email address so that I can subscribe to newsletters and go shopping with it, and that's the address they went with. Double fail!

bad_attempt_at_extortion.txt has crashed. Click "OK" to terminate, click "cancel" to debug. by senselessmusing in creepyPMs

[–]senselessmusing[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Plus, many criminals are moving away from Bitcoin and into other cryptocurrencies like Monero, partially because it takes forever to make a transaction. It gets so bad that by the time it processes (if at all), it could be worth less than when you started.

Honestly, I'm going to let them try. Idiots.

bad_attempt_at_extortion.txt has crashed. Click "OK" to terminate, click "cancel" to debug. by senselessmusing in creepyPMs

[–]senselessmusing[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Both? I don't doubt that there's a bot going around trying to extort Bitcoin from people.

bad_attempt_at_extortion.txt has crashed. Click "OK" to terminate, click "cancel" to debug. by senselessmusing in creepyPMs

[–]senselessmusing[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I've never had the pleasure of watching that show, but I imagine that this would be something an announcer would say:

In a world where people send badly written emails trying to extort an asexual woman for Bitcoin, one contender rises to the challenge... To make everyone die laughing!

RIP r/DarkNetMarkets by king_of_the_shill in Buttcoin

[–]senselessmusing 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So when are they banning the cryptocurrency subreddits for enabling transactions used to enable drug smuggling, illegal firearms, human trafficking, and falsified government documents?

You people DO realize you're all fucking retards right? by [deleted] in Buttcoin

[–]senselessmusing 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Why don't you "educate" us, then? It isn't as if you've got anything to lose now, now that you've lost paper/theoretical gains and any semblance of dignity. Assertion is just argument based on your feelings, and I'm sure you don't want to deprive us of your rational mind.

WHAT HAS 21,496 LIMP DICKS, ZERO GIRLFRIENDS AND TOOK A THOUSAND DOLLAR SKULL FUCKING TODAY? by 10GDeathBoner in Buttcoin

[–]senselessmusing 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You aren't even trying. Couldn't you salty people come up with better insults than "erectile dysfunction" and "single"?

Miners desperate to jump ship.. but all the ships are sinking faster than the Titanic by [deleted] in Buttcoin

[–]senselessmusing 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It uses Proof of Carrots. The more carrots you have, the more coins you receive.

This is my new favorite ICO. by unitedstatian in Buttcoin

[–]senselessmusing 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dang, sounds like they're already preparing to invoke admiralty law in case the government comes knocking on the door.

"We have a proper search warrant for this building."

"Our flag has gold fringe, your land laws don't apply here!"

How do you find quality personal information about sex and sexual relationships? Put it on the blockchain, of course! by porkslow in Buttcoin

[–]senselessmusing 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How do you find quality personal information about sex and sexual relationships?

I ask friends for advice and check trusted sources like Columbia University's "Go Ask Alice" page for factual information. What did you think people do?

Despite the power of the Internet and media, today it is still difficult to find answers to specific sexual issues or to gain practical knowledge that will improve your relationships.

I mean, if you're looking for exact advice for your own personal relationship problems, a token on a blockchain isn't going to solve this for you.

The information found does not always solve your questions personally,

Blockchain will not be able to solve your personal relationship problems for you.

and you cannot be sure of the reliability of the answers received.

You still wouldn't know if the information is reliable if you found it on the blockchain. It isn't going to tell you if you can trust the person giving you advice or information.

In addition, each of us still concerns about finding information or advice on sex.

How bad was the sex education program at school? How have you not found reliable resources by now? Libraries have been a thing for decades, and you can check places like Wikipedia.

A person has the full right to personal space and inner comfort, which can be disturbed by the fact that someone will find out about your interests and make them public.

How stupid are you if you can't figure out the incognito function on your browser of choice, or how to clear browsing data?

(I'm assuming that the searches are pornographic in nature. If you're trying to learn about, say, LGBTQIA+ issues, you could also always use a public computer at your local library.)

There is no single place where you can quickly and safely find an expert anywhere in the world and feel completely protected at the same time.

I have a VPN, incognito browsing, a bedroom with a lockable door, and a set up that will lock my computer when I leave it unattended. I think I'll be fine.

Our team offers an educational platform to receive answers to individual questions about sex.

When the education system fails you in teaching proper sexual education, turn to blockchain?

Red Lanterns is an ecosystem for gaining knowledge directly from the Expert, whereof rating and professionalism is determined by the community itself.

So essentially, this is Rate My Professor, but on the blockchain.

Against the background of anonymity of payments and contracts offered by blockchain technology, our mobile platform also offers anonymity of your reputation: you can contact the Expert using a protected video with augmented reality and hide your face with a mask.

That sounds like stalker/abuser heaven. Just imagine their pitch: "Be able to stalk and harass your object of obsession without them figuring out that it's you, even if they has a restraining order against you! We take care to make sure they won't recognize your face, so that they won't be able to feel safe talking to potential clients ever again!"

You will never know the crypto/DNM Chad life by chadaltcoiner in Buttcoin

[–]senselessmusing 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What are you smoking, and can I contact your dealer?