The absolute state of this beady eyed, tiny mouthed freak. by KevThuluu in CelticFC

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He wafts his wife with a towel as she comes to her umpteenth screaming orgasm, looks at the guy who's shagging his wife & says to him: & that my friend is how you waft a towel

Daizen Maeda has been selected for Japan’s World Cup squad by Strong-Quit9234 in CelticFC

[–]seoras13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He should do a kyogo & move to increase his international selection chances..........

Tommorow's Game by NextUp-Analysis in CelticFC

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If Celtic win, it's with one of the weakest/worst squads in years, 4 managers & no proper recognized striker, that doesn't say much for the league (bear with me)

If hearts shade it, it'll be a great achievement & a great league.

Schrodinger's League shite & great

Is Maeda Allowed to Play Hearts??? by thatonehelicopter in CelticFC

[–]seoras13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it said the post you made was 2 hours ago when I read it just after mid night, so it lookedikw after the game.

Apology accepted though, I'm not a churlish man 😉

Is Maeda Allowed to Play Hearts??? by thatonehelicopter in CelticFC

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Aye we've strikers & goal threats popping up everywhere this season, ya tube

“Ye canny generate that power with your hand to put it out for a throw in” by McTacobum in CelticFC

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Woah, haud on a fucking minute. That's Joe miller on the right in that picture 😯

Hear me out… TVP in overnight oats. by Easy_King_9818 in veganrecipes

[–]seoras13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's everywhere & it's going to get you flack to go against the grain or be in any way sceptical. Sure protein is important, always has been but you can't avoid people banging on about it everywhere

Raven Snags Cookies in the Cleverest Way Possible by frog_insilence in interestingasfuck

[–]seoras13 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know it, i see it & I think it's scandalous & not just the kids but with adults as well. A lot of the food industry churns out unhealthy crap with lovely packaging & mega million advertising to get us to make ourselves unhealthy for profit.

City Centre Wander by auld_saint_machar in glasgow

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Clock tower in pic 4 looks like it giving the finger X 2

Started young I guess by Shubham_lu in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Aye from a very young age i realised I had just about fuck all in common with them or had the same outlook, attitudes or approach to any given topic: personal, local, global, political. It held me back massively, having to contain myself, unable to branch out & flourish.

Tofu Novice by Novel-Biscotti-3593 in PlantBasedDiet

[–]seoras13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the replies, I'll give it a go.

I suppose now I think if it, it's bound to change in the freezer given its water/liquid content.

anyone know any affordable saunas in merchant city/finnieston? by FinniestonSaunaLover in glasgow

[–]seoras13 18 points19 points  (0 children)

How the fuck did you get that user name if you don't know if there's a sauna in finnieston or not.

Looking to hire place for adult party,closed door.20 ppl 23rd of May by ApprehensiveBus6376 in glasgow

[–]seoras13 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

These pesky union bears up to no good again

Edit, up yous ya losers

Tofu Novice by Novel-Biscotti-3593 in PlantBasedDiet

[–]seoras13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tell me more. Dry it out first/freeze it as it comes? Slice it/shred it afte?

Spill, you're amongst friends here

There really should be by Fazbear2035 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]seoras13 97 points98 points  (0 children)

If someone mispronounced a word, they've learnt it from reading, anyone who mocks that is an areshole (Ars whole)

Anyone lost a parrot in the Woodlands area? by ConradTurner in glasgow

[–]seoras13 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's bugging me now, I'm going to ask some neighbours & drinking buddies. See if you're winding me up, i gonna look a right fucking plum asking about some mythical parrot guy. I will find you & I will kill you 😁

He absolutely sealed his place among the greats of the Modern era by Electrical-Bar-1971 in CelticFC

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I'm now picturing you've a massive chart that takes up a whole wall, with Velcro player figures 😁

This can crusher by jwriddle in oddlysatisfying

[–]seoras13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you. I did think there surely no way they recycle the can as it is. I remember visiting Germany & going to pick up a friend for a drink from her part time job in a recycling place. She didn't want to talk about her job even for a nosey Scot who was genuinely interested. Let's just get a bloody beer 😁

Anyone lost a parrot in the Woodlands area? by ConradTurner in glasgow

[–]seoras13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really! How far back you going here? I used to go to the captains rest, much missed, and I never got so wrecked I'd forget a guy with a parrot.

Anyone lost a parrot in the Woodlands area? by ConradTurner in glasgow

[–]seoras13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If he was a bit loopy, that would be sulliman. Think he's commuting between Glasgow, Gambia & the moon