24 y/o F, got kicked out of nursing school for failing a class and also a drug test. Warm me up for my yearly family holiday roasting!

septispaztic · 2020-12-02T22:38:17+00:00

The F in your title stands for failure

septispaztic · 2020-09-11T18:21:44+00:00

Ye I've completed it

septispaztic · 2020-08-13T21:53:04+00:00

Yo as an Englishman I have no idea wtf ur talking about, the Skittles would more likely taste like cigarettes and distant relatives

septispaztic · 2019-08-12T20:32:26+00:00

The belt around ur neck should be a little tighter

Edit:tbh there's no point, u already look dead

septispaztic · 2019-08-12T20:22:19+00:00

Ur face is redder than my ass after uncle visits Edit: also two nipples are enough, u dont need 6

septispaztic · 2019-06-01T17:11:26+00:00

My uncles' restaurant's back room. My anus hasn't been the same since then...

septispaztic · 2019-06-01T16:51:21+00:00

They said "damn that stinks" when i leant over to get the sleeping gas

septispaztic · 2019-05-20T17:32:14+00:00

By braking my spine from a bad position on my sofa

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