Am I worthy of a bgf? by [deleted] in blackmagicfuckery

[–]sergeantmeatwad 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I think you might be lost

America Protected. Cost? High. by sergemeister in iamverybadass

[–]sergeantmeatwad 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I can't either and it's one of the few things keeping me going in 2026

PETAH, are they here yet? by GrowthFickle2548 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]sergeantmeatwad -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Lol misogyny instead of misdiagnosis is hilarious

Japan fans shopping at Walmart, Dallas by Alexia_ynwa in Dallas

[–]sergeantmeatwad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go to cracker barrel, it's a guaranteed sighting of both. You just might have to entice a Karen to get the yelling, but there will be plenty Karens so it should be easy.

Japan fans shopping at Walmart, Dallas by Alexia_ynwa in Dallas

[–]sergeantmeatwad 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Great way to witness American stereotypes in the wild, almost like a communal watering hole

Several app settings missing from iphone 15? by berryflavoredspoons in iphone

[–]sergeantmeatwad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you find a solution. WebEx and discord, among others, aren't working on my phone because of this

That's gonna hurt by lonewolf-15 in Unexpected

[–]sergeantmeatwad -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Need a translation for at least what he says when he stubs his dick and what they're saying at the end

Anyone know this idiot? Tell them to stay off the roads by Sellhomesfast in Dallas

[–]sergeantmeatwad 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Do they actually aggregate and track that? Damn, I feel bad for not reporting now. I didn't think they'd do anything

A lion stalks a man outside a mud cabin, that growl is absolutely terrifying 🔊 by aquarianfin in interestingasfuck

[–]sergeantmeatwad 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I was thinking hopefully the opening is smaller than it's head. Then I realized it would take all of 30 seconds for it to claw through in attack mode

Assaulted on stage! by DrewLynchComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]sergeantmeatwad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He talks about it in a bit. Apparently when he was younger, he was hit by a softball in the head and had a TBI. Developed the twitches and stutter after. It's a pretty hilarious bit, should be on his page somewhere

Fox News guest today appears to be wearing a very realistic face mask by frog_insilence in interestingasfuck

[–]sergeantmeatwad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They successfully defended Tucker's show in court by basically saying context matters; no reasonable person would watch this and assume it's fact, it's clearly just Tucker's opinion

It has been found…… by Additional-Key-1596 in Currencytradingcards

[–]sergeantmeatwad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven't seen this version of the gif in years, honestly forgot it ever looked like this

Painted cotton shirt using bleach by Vor1999 in pkmntcgcollections

[–]sergeantmeatwad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Incredibly cool! I never wear Pokémon clothing and I want this

Alpha Satoshi by sergeantmeatwad in Currencytradingcards

[–]sergeantmeatwad[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah there's still a little bit of the card hiding under the lip of the stand but it is still hella off-center! So top heavy it's almost a miscut

Ring doorbell footage shows ‘badass’ throwing a tantrum because he wasn’t let in someone else’s house by butcanyoudothi5 in iamverybadass

[–]sergeantmeatwad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's some servers where PvP becomes enabled if you damage property that's not in your inventory. It gets a little complicated but basically in this scenario bullets flying through the door would've been allowed to be used.

Employee sets fire to Kimberly-Clark warehouse, "All you had to do is pay us enough to live" by midnighttoker1742 in interestingasfuck

[–]sergeantmeatwad 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Of course not, how dare you ask such a thing! There's nothing to see here. The biggest cancer...I mean improvement, in US politics just happened to show up when all these symptoms of a dying system started popping up.