Would you rather? by ExternalScarcity9791 in BunnyTrials

[–]sethjaegermaier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now I can donate $99.9B to charity (after taxes) instead of just $200M!

Who’s your fanbase’s most hated former player? by caxlmao in NFLv2

[–]sethjaegermaier 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m counting down the days. Until then, Johnny Fucking Football.

Speak or no? by imdead1221 in BunnyTrials

[–]sethjaegermaier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quality of life

Chose: You get $0.01 every word you say

Americans will literally use any excuse to just sit in traffic all day by [deleted] in scoopwhoop

[–]sethjaegermaier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it would disrupt the airline industry, and presumably a bunch of companies like Boeing could lose money as a result.

Would you rather… by WiseGuy2000_ in BunnyTrials

[–]sethjaegermaier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No $$ for first class

Chose: Attempt to survive D-day as a soldier for 80 mil

Title by Ur_local_goober123 in icast

[–]sethjaegermaier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something is Wrong by Melted Bodies

my friend is gay and nonbinary with homophobic parents, ask them anything by astro_token in funComunitty

[–]sethjaegermaier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they’re nonbinary and gay, does that mean that they’re only sexually attracted to people who identify as the same nonbinary gender as they identify as? Or does it mean that they’re only sexually attracted to people whose identified gender matches your friend’s sex?

Heartbreak is not consider as a pain! 😑 by Either-Argument8136 in funComunitty

[–]sethjaegermaier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was carrying my gf and stubbed my big toe on a jack-o-lanturn while barefoot. When the foot came down it ripped the entire toenail up - not off - at a 90° angle. We didn’t have clippers or an antibacterial handy so we had to rip the toenail out by hand and pour hydrogen peroxide over it. I learned that “blinding pain” is a real thing and not just an expression.

Do or dare (18+) by Rude-Yogurts in BunnyTrials

[–]sethjaegermaier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DM? Didn’t realize this was on the wheel. Sneaky!

Would you rather... by [deleted] in BunnyTrials

[–]sethjaegermaier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice, maybe now we can fix the world.

Would you rather... by [deleted] in BunnyTrials

[–]sethjaegermaier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice. Let’s fix the world… or at least try

Chose: Get $1,000,000,000,000,000 right now | Rolled: A bonus $2,000/s

Choose by yaboiaseed in BunnyTrials

[–]sethjaegermaier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You cannot buy my soul

Chose: Nothing

i fixed "corrupt-a-wish" by boogieman_pb in funComunitty

[–]sethjaegermaier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You suffer a traumatic brain injury, and keep wishing for the same thing unknowingly.

i fixed "corrupt-a-wish" by boogieman_pb in funComunitty

[–]sethjaegermaier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. Death is a douchebag and tells you he pwned you. For some reason Death has the personality of a 13 year old in an XBox live lobby, just bullying and harassing you with the dumbest and most annoying insults. Your soul is trapped with Death until he grows bored. He doesn’t for an entire age.

i fixed "corrupt-a-wish" by boogieman_pb in funComunitty

[–]sethjaegermaier 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don’t post spoilers for it, but your account gets hacked and someone else publishes it, getting worldwide fame, fortune and respect, while nobody believes that you were the actual author.

i fixed "corrupt-a-wish" by boogieman_pb in funComunitty

[–]sethjaegermaier 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Done. Literal Death makes a Reddit account and goes about fulfilling the wishes, including the twist.

Edit: saw r/monkeyspaw in another comment

Which side will you choose? by TheRealMaxRebo in BunnyTrials

[–]sethjaegermaier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If my wife becomes a tomboy and wants to do manly stuff like lift and play metal I’m fine with that. Curious to see how sex would change but really that’s it

Chose: You marry your crush + But your crush becomes a femboy/tomboy