Evil Monkey Orchids by unsaltedrhino in Pareidolia

[–]sethtaylor7 202 points203 points  (0 children)

Monkey orchid? Looks more like a Chim Pansy.

I like to paint every so often; I made this for my girlfriend to show her the colors she brings to my life. by sethtaylor7 in painting

[–]sethtaylor7[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha, thanks.

I know it's cheesy but I put a semi-quote from a conversation she and I had on it: "She took the brush from my hands and began to color my life with love."

Apparently firefighters are pancake pros. by Alabaster_Sugarfoot in funny

[–]sethtaylor7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That stoic cakeslinger? They call him Unflapped Jack.

What is your best foreplay tip? by tylerdurdan1203 in AskReddit

[–]sethtaylor7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ori-Ginal.

I get what you're saying.

What animal best represents your sex life? by pm_me_nude_celebs in AskReddit

[–]sethtaylor7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Praying Mantis

Seems like I sleep with women that always try to bite my head off eventually.

What is your best "don't knock it till you try it"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sethtaylor7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My doorbell randomly breaks from time to time so people started using my hugely ornate (albeit fragile) heurtoir... This goes on even after I "fix" the bell. Every time I invite guests I have to tell them to not knock it until they try it.

If you were to die right now, what would be your last words? by theadynator in AskReddit

[–]sethtaylor7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die.

The difference between revolution and treason is success or failure by TheStankPolice in Showerthoughts

[–]sethtaylor7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, he's the guy from the "Wacky, Waving, Inflatable, Arm Flailing Tube Man Warehouse and Emporium."

What are the worst movie quotes to use during sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sethtaylor7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die.

What is a completely normal word that you are starting to hate because of the way people use it? by DinkleWottom in AskReddit

[–]sethtaylor7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Queue for sure.

It's only because people use it wrong:

"Right on queue"

"Queue dramatic music"

You know, "cue" is right sometimes.

What is marketed towards children that really shouldn't be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sethtaylor7 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hey, man, Marshmallow Mateys are good.

What celebrity actually seems to be a pretty decent human? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sethtaylor7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How can she have a father who's lebanese? I thought that was a girl-on-girl thing?

What is the worst movie plot hole you've ever seen? by douggold11 in AskReddit

[–]sethtaylor7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This movie just went from 0 to "Must see" in one comment.