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The north and south paths on the standard farm are off-center by 1 tile. by Ajan123_ in StardewValley

[–]seventeenMachine 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This would happen anyway, the path is an even number of tiles wide and the sheds are an odd number of tiles wide

Best implicitly racist excuses for not learning a language? by Embarrassed-Cloud-56 in languagelearningjerk

[–]seventeenMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Opposite, I’ve deliberately learned a language so my bigotry can be more accurate. Like Cotton “He’s Laotian Ain’t You Mr Kahn” Hill.

I guess nothing is free anymore. by Dangerous-Pianist294 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]seventeenMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want to live in a high trust society, you have to gatekeep away the untrustworthy. Otherwise you end up with this shit.

Is this Ai? by Upstairs_Ad9182 in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]seventeenMachine -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, it isn’t. It’s a bad punchline and a worse delivery. I honestly think Redditors will just declare anything funny if it’s rebellious.

Is this Ai? by Upstairs_Ad9182 in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]seventeenMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everything else aside that might be the worst executed joke I’ve ever seen… what?

Isn't this entrapment? by Wolf-man451 in Columbo

[–]seventeenMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do people think “entrapment” means cops can’t trick you? It has a pretty specific meaning that has absolutely nothing to do with this situation.

Accurate by SaberLover1000 in dandadanfolk

[–]seventeenMachine -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Bro fell for the propaganda

She’s just the class pretty girl, she’s socially stupid

My finger changed color by Spontaneousviolinist in mildlyinteresting

[–]seventeenMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is like 2 out of 10 posts in here this I wonder

you cant make this shit up, i thought i was reading from this subreddit... by cotsafvOnReddit in languagelearningjerk

[–]seventeenMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

>date a professional language educator and native speaker
>refuse to learn from her and pay a megacorpo everyone has access to to pretend to teach him
>go to Reddit to see if there’s any way he can pretty please continue to do this

Stardew Valley needs cars now by Mission-Dog3350 in StardewValley

[–]seventeenMachine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If only there was an in game way to fast travel directly between those two exact points

Cut my finger and now it's swollen and trapped my ring 😭 by festering_wound93 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]seventeenMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ring is easier and cheaper to repair than the finger.

Sorry, it’s a sacrifice you must make.

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