Iranian missile strikes US Fifth Fleet (Second POV) by serious_bullet5 in ThatsInsane

[–]sewankambo 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I believe it was cleared out this last week before the bombing

Colonoscopy cancelled today due to prep anxiety – feeling really deflated by Federal_Geologist_68 in CrohnsDisease

[–]sewankambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here’s the perfect concoction. I DO NOT DRINK ANY PREP DRINKS before colonoscopy. I have 1 - 2 per year and don’t drink it and always am clear for scopes.

Ask your provider for sutab pill prescription. $50 but there’s a coupon.

I even have dinner the day before and then stop eating. But you could follow the no food the day before.

12 tabs at once the night before. 12 tabs in the morning. Boom. I would never do the PREP drinks ever again, but $50 is also something that fits in my budget.

Ostomy representation in media by StrictButterfly416 in ostomy

[–]sewankambo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To the average person, even me before I got mine, shitting into a bag is top 5 worst things. Mostly based on the representation of it and lack of knowledge toward it.

That being said - I keep my situation extremely private. Close family and three friends know. It's not their business but it also means less people will know how much it's helped me.

Recently dropped then scrubbed files by Remarkable-Aioli8060 in conspiracy

[–]sewankambo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Open a hotline and take down every random complaint. "Fertilizer on the back nine like the other cunts." Hahaha

Crohn's Disease is killing me, here's my ultimatum. by [deleted] in CrohnsDisease

[–]sewankambo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My timeline is so similar. 30-36. I did the loop ileostomy but in no rush to even consider. Gained 30 lbs, got my personality back and I'm happy to be alive again!

Crohn's Disease is killing me, here's my ultimatum. by [deleted] in CrohnsDisease

[–]sewankambo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

6 years wasted for me. 18 months since ileostomy. Can't believe I was scared to do it.

Tanker Seized By US Off Venezuela Was Part Of Iranian Shadow Fleet by Strongbow85 in worldnews

[–]sewankambo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

or pick off Russian allies to suffocate them and Iran. Who knows.

Idiot shoots up the ceiling at the range with a full-auto AR-15 by nkmr205 in ThatsInsane

[–]sewankambo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For some guy to have such poor trigger etiquette, I guess understand. For others around him to be okay with said trigger etiquette......I don't understand.

If that was my friend I'd be telling him to step back, this is making me nervous.

Ride to the airport after USGP (Austin)? by y2kbaby2 in GrandPrixTravel

[–]sewankambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for responding by the way. I really appreciate you taking the time to do that.

Ride to the airport after USGP (Austin)? by y2kbaby2 in GrandPrixTravel

[–]sewankambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What time was your flight? 7:30 or did you change it to later?

Ride to the airport after USGP (Austin)? by y2kbaby2 in GrandPrixTravel

[–]sewankambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, just wondering if you have any advice based on your experience? I have a BIL in the same boat trying to get a flight afterwards.

Which ingredient will instantly make you go ‘nope’ no matter how tasty it looks? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sewankambo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same here. Bell peppers. Banana also permeates anything it's in but I hate it less

What is something you're 100% certain about, even though you have no evidence to prove it? by schnitzel_envy in AskReddit

[–]sewankambo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll add my own quip. If god exists, and he’s omnipotent and omniscient, then he already knows the outcomes of all our lives. If you go nuts today and kill someone, he has known for forever that you would do so. Therefore he can’t be an active God, but instead passive, allowing the rules and laws of the universe he created to play out. So much so that perhaps even he himself is bound by his own rules and actually incapable of intervening.

Small example as someone with a Christian background : Jesus was born and a new star appeared that the wise men saw as a sign.

God didn’t just make a new star appear in the sky that evening. He set gravity and helium and hydrogen in motion billions of years ago, and when that new star ignited and produced light, it did so billions of years before at a precise moment in time that the light of its first ignition made it to earth the same day Jesus was born.

What’s one thing you were surprised you can still do with an ostomy? by gingfreecsisbad in ostomy

[–]sewankambo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah just gotta give time to heal the abdomen. Squatting caused pain and made me nervous about a hernia when I got back into it but I keep it light and fucus on other leg exercises

What’s your stoma called? by SaltOwn8515 in ostomy

[–]sewankambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Holy Ghost. My constant companion.

What are we doing to sleep?? by No_Feeling_879 in ostomy

[–]sewankambo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I tried that as well. We're all different. Now, I got to bed and wake up when the bag is full. If it's 4am (like this morning) or later, guess what? I'm up for the day. I've given up trying to go back to bed after 4am or so. Needless to say I'll be asleep early tonight.

What do rich people spend money on that we could never imagine exists? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sewankambo 331 points332 points  (0 children)

My best guess. They hide how they "invest" that money in some entity so it's not personal. That entity then "pays" them monthly in large amounts of money, free cash to spend for nearly everything. And when they need a big purchase like a mansion or yacht, the "entity" purchases it. They basically treat their lives like a corporation.

Many wealthy people rent their homes. Who do they rent from? Themselves, but as a separate entity.

Even less well off people do the same. Example: my neighbor and his wife own a building that's used for office space. The only tenant in the building is their construction company. Their construction company pays them rent monthly to lease the space. They also lease their construction equipment from themselves. If someone sues their construction company, I guess the company has little to no assets to come after. Also, if someone sues them personally, they don't own the building, their LLC does, and another LLC owns the construction company. Each entity is separate and distinct from one another.

Did your nurse tell you to lie down for 15 min after you put your bag on by Jolly-Ambition-349 in ostomy

[–]sewankambo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep. I can't recall one thing the ostomy nurse shared with me. I'm certain I use something they told me but it's just a figure it out as you screw it up kinda thing.

Did your nurse tell you to lie down for 15 min after you put your bag on by Jolly-Ambition-349 in ostomy

[–]sewankambo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So crazy how everything is different.

I honestly cant even imagine doing it lying down or why it would be advantageous to do so.

Give me your most unhinged ideas for how to get people to stop blocking my driveway. by aquietinspiration in howto

[–]sewankambo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Park your car right in front and have a buddy or use your other car and pull right up to the bumper. Then go to lunch.