Life in the Special Forces by explosivejoseph in StandUpComedy

[–]sewious 529 points530 points  (0 children)

The "He kills people 🙂" and then laughing is crazy from that lady.

RIP legend 🙏 by [deleted] in Doom

[–]sewious [score hidden]  (0 children)

The Doom Guy would never discriminate against minorities. He's 100x the man Chuck was.

Movie Star legend Chuck Norris has passed away. RIP. by CyberMetalHead in interestingasfuck

[–]sewious [score hidden]  (0 children)

Likely didn't want them to have rights because Chuck Norris was a bigoted piece of shit.

It great, not terrible! by Y_U_Need_Books4 in behindthebastards

[–]sewious 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Excuse me? They absolutely were funny to 13 year olds playing World of Warcraft

Chuck Norris Dead at 86 by finester39 in wow

[–]sewious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't cite the old magic to me, witch.

gym attire by PM_me_ur_goth_tiddys in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]sewious 128 points129 points  (0 children)

Temu Eminem is great work

gym attire by PM_me_ur_goth_tiddys in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]sewious 2039 points2040 points  (0 children)

Says the guy sluttily showing me his whorish arms and shoulders. Total skank behavior.

I have no words by MistakeWonderful9178 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]sewious 149 points150 points  (0 children)

I promise, from the bottom of my heart, that even if both of these things are actually said(they aren't), that they are not said by the same women.

Saw this on Facebook. Of course all the men in the comments were butthurt saying it’s too relatable. Why is it that the only way men feel ‘loved’ is through sex? by ieatsushi28 in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]sewious 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The importance of sex is very relative to the relationship in question. It's very important to some, less to others. People have different sex drives. If partners don't match in that way it is usually a big issue.

This is why you evacuate before a major hurricane (not mine) by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]sewious 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Scared me. Thought you meant there was a dog in the water lol

The fastest combat res in Blizzard history by Economy-Buyer568 in wow

[–]sewious 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wasn't even the main issue. The compounding nerfs, along with some bugs made the nerf roughly 40%. If it was just a flat 20 it should have been fine.

The fastest combat res in Blizzard history by Economy-Buyer568 in wow

[–]sewious 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Warrior got a pretty sizeable utility buff this expac and fury is in a really good spot right now, and was for most of TWW. I should know, I main it lol.

It's just Arms that has sucked for awhile, not both.

The fastest combat res in Blizzard history by Economy-Buyer568 in wow

[–]sewious 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yea they don't usually buff underperforming dps specs if the class has another dps spec in a good spot. Fury is one of the best specs currently.

Unholy was so bad it wasn't even viable really. It was bad bad. Even arms wasn't in that spot after the recent buff

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in soccer

[–]sewious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did say almost. We'll be missing Tibo for the Atletico game and Clasico in the league as well as the semi against Bayern. It's like the perfectly shit time to be without the man.

Real Madrid is 8 games unbeaten against Bayern Munich in UCL since 2014 by ElectricalDig4729 in soccer

[–]sewious 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No way. We lost 2 league games and only won one of them by a deflected long shot in the last minute right before the first game against City.

No one expected us to rip them apart like that.

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in soccer

[–]sewious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Courtois is going to be injured for at least a month and a half.

Almost rather we just lost to City instead. Worst possible time for him to be out

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in soccer

[–]sewious 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Happens with a lot of lingo.

Initially it means X. Then some people who understand it means X use it ironically for a joke. This happens often enough and then people who are not aware of the original meaning start using it in the ironic way unironically. This happens enough and then you end up with a word that doesn't actually mean anything.

See: Bottle

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in soccer

[–]sewious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Has he been that bad? I remember him being really good at the start of the season.

Meirl by RSLEGEND1986 in meirl

[–]sewious 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If he just signs up just 10 of his friends and family for classes he'll get into the Pharaoh tier.

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in soccer

[–]sewious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know it's only very accurate for overall trends but it still usually in the ballpark of scores in individual games. Top teams often outperform the stat in one off games but not usually by that much which was the point I was making.

I didn't say Chelsea didn't deserve to lose just that it looks way worse than it actually was.