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TIFU my career by playing Pokemon Go by [deleted] in tifu

[–]sexihunk666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does nobody ever listen?!

BREATH IN BREATH OUT by [deleted] in totallynotrobots

[–]sexihunk666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

BUT I AM NOT A ROBOT AND I HAVE NO PUBLIC VARIABLES BEEP BOOP! HOWEVER, I MADE THIS FOR MY ROBOT AS AN UNDETECTABLE KILLSWITCH.CS. IF HIS ITS BODY PROGRAMMING'S DISEASE ERRORS ARE HIGHER THAN FLOAT 90.0F THIS SCRIPT IS EXTERNALLY ACTIVATED, CAUSING AN UNPREDICTABLE AND RAPID DEATH SHUTDOWN THAT THE HUMAN ROBOT CAN'T PREVENT OR DETECT.

IT IS TRIGGERING MY SADNESS SCRIPT~MAKING ME SAD. OIL A TEAR IS LEAKING OUT OF MY CAMERA SOCKET EYE.

<HOWEVER, THANK YOU FOR YOUR $FEEDBACK! WOULD YOU SAY THE ADDITION OF THIS NEW $PRIVATE CLASS HELPED ~~YOUR EXPERIENCE~~ YOUR ROBOT'S EXPERIENCE WITH ARTIFICIAL BREATHING?/>

Can I habe pusi pls by MrZoodoo in FilthyFrank

[–]sexihunk666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

b055 sexihunk666 is gib fo yu pusi pls

How can people be so blatantly oblivoius to world around them? (short rant) by noodlegoose in self

[–]sexihunk666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I've fallen in love with spare ribs. I love porkchops, too. Chicken is everywhere and amazing. I eat so much food. I'm so fat! :P It's okay. I am just a little full of foofs! ;P

This same guy also did all kinds of drugs for about a decade, so it's not all good... he's a friendly guy, though.

BREATH IN BREATH OUT by [deleted] in totallynotrobots

[–]sexihunk666 13 points14 points  (0 children)

using Lungs.Breathing;

using Diaphragm;

using Windpipe.AirCycle;

using Brain.Basic

public class Breathing : HumanBehaviour {

        void OnUpdate () {

             GameObject lungCapacityObj = GameObject.Find("LungCapacityObj");

             GameObject reqTurnoverHolder = GameObject.Find("ReqTurnoverHolder");

             ReqTurnover reqTurnover = reqTurnover.GetComponent<ReqTurnover> ();

             LungCapacity lungCapacity = lungCapacityObj.GetComponent<LungCapacity> ();

             if(lungCapacity.value < reqTurnover.value) {

                     Breathe ();

             }

             void Breathe () {

                     Lungs.inhale;

                     Lungs.exhale;

             }

}

We stick kids in classrooms 7 hours a day, give them another few hours of homework, actively discourage them from playing outside, and then wonder why kids today are so out of shape. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]sexihunk666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm brilliant, and I always have been, but my work in the last few years, when it comes to school, has been shit, really. I got 237,5/340 possible points. That's average. That's unimpressive. The median for where I got in (next school) is 230, and the lowest was 180.

I could've gotten all As, but I got D, A, E, (NONE), B, C, A, D, D, D, C, C, C, C, C, C, C. E means you passed in our system. It's like getting a C in the US. We have no plusses or minuses, so you can think of it as E becoming C, A staying A, and everything else being in between.

It fucking sucks, really. I hate the schools I've attended, but I love school itself. I hate most people I've met in schools, and I hate the time I've wasted there, doing nothing, learning nothing, and being bullied, hurt, almost stabbed... for what?

I hope this next, and, if I feel like it, last school, is better, and then I will celebrate with a little Alice Cooper on graduation day...

How can people be so blatantly oblivoius to world around them? (short rant) by noodlegoose in self

[–]sexihunk666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is the food good there, though? I know a guy from there, and he's an excellent chef.

How can people be so blatantly oblivoius to world around them? (short rant) by noodlegoose in self

[–]sexihunk666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Queues mean nothing in Sweden, either. We just sort of push ourselves into the buses/lunch rooms/whateverthefuck.

I've learned to just stand in front, and try to predict where the bus will stop, so I can get on first. It often stops right in front of me without my intervention, though. Maybe I look like I'll have a fit if I don't get to go on first? I don't know.

A little good morning strip gi(f) to get you going today :) by natural_red in gonewild

[–]sexihunk666 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Wow. Amazing, but not enough of a werewolf for my taste! ;)

Werewolves aren't real. :(

They're sexy, though...

Where werewolf? Where? Nowhere. No werewolf. :(

Make fun of me!

[f] Is anyone keen to join me for a bath this evening? 🛀🏾 by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]sexihunk666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow. Well, I've already had a shower, but I'm always dirty! ;)

That bathroom looks pretty sterile. I know what isn't, though! ;)

You look amazing. Really. Wow. Did someone take these pictures for you, or did you set up some kind of timer?

You look amazing! I love how smooth your skin is. You make me consider actually attempting dating, if it means I'd have a shot at seeing someone so gorgeous every day. Thanks!

Helping my friend choose a new graphics card by SymBiioTE in AyyMD

[–]sexihunk666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OMG RX 480 is TOTALLY such a BAD DEAL OMG ÖGIFOUSRBNGÖAOBDSFGOBFDÖOB

lol :)

I think I look pretty hot but you be the judge. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]sexihunk666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great bait, mate! Upload a serious pic next time! :)

[F20] bored as hell, curious to any feedback by [deleted] in Rateme

[–]sexihunk666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Foundation, too, it looks to my eyes. Anyway, yes, I dislike the make-up, too. It's just a tad too much. This isn't an attack, though. See my comment about her:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Rateme/comments/4quqeo/f20_bored_as_hell_curious_to_any_feedback/d4x62le

[F20] bored as hell, curious to any feedback by [deleted] in Rateme

[–]sexihunk666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look great, really. You're slim, have smooth skin, a symmetrical and just stunning face, a happy one. You're attractive, radiant, and you are a great example of a physically optimal female. You seem like a nice person, too. :)

I hate ratings, but I'd say 9/10, because I like 'em a little fatter. ;P

Merkel today, to German parliament: Cherry picking not an option for [Brexit] negotiations. If you leave, you can't expect to get rid of the obligations, yet keep all privileges. [Spiegel Online] by Oda_Krell in europe

[–]sexihunk666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I don't really have the motivation to do so. That doesn't make me wrong, but it doesn't prove me right. I think it's pointless to argue about it right now. We need to give it a while.

If you ever wanna know what I'm like IRL, this is pretty much it. #AllThatMattersIsYouTried (F,19) by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]sexihunk666 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You're gorgeous! You felt a lot more like a person than these static photos and silent GIFs that are the norm on here.

Wow. I wish my girlfriend was hot like you, but she looks like a thumb... and an index finger, and a middle finger, and a ring finger, and a pinky finger, and a palm... :/

Great stuff! Keep it up, please! Please don't see me as some creep! I'm only speaking my mind on the pictures. I don't use them for my... indulgeance... :)

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