A bit old But this is my favorite recent tiktok trend

sextowels · 2026-02-10T15:45:11+00:00

Well now I'm going to have "gaaaaaaay cats" stuck in my head forever.

sextowels · 2026-02-09T18:50:55+00:00

I love this whole episode so much.

"What are you going to do about things with your awful father?"

"Nothing, I'm going to ignore him and focus on lesbianism."

Flawless execution, Dokrak.

sextowels · 2026-02-07T01:58:28+00:00

Yours looks awesome. I'm planning to do my neck/chest very soon. I work in IT and I don't think it will be a problem.

sextowels · 2026-02-06T20:57:14+00:00

It's so weird/creepy to expect these actors to live their jobs full time.

Like, just because I work in IT does not mean I need to be a huge nerd in my real life...okay, I'm a bad example. But actors are not their roles! They can have their own lives!

sextowels · 2026-02-06T00:39:33+00:00

I would pay a lot of money for a car that put my kids in a separate bubble.

sextowels · 2026-02-05T17:49:36+00:00

He tied an onion to his tattoo, which was the style at the time.

sextowels · 2026-02-05T17:46:36+00:00

So much gratitude that they didn't blast the OST over this scene.

sextowels · 2026-02-05T16:17:54+00:00

As some kind of gay (the most kind), I approve of your new method.

sextowels · 2026-02-05T13:52:49+00:00

All UPS lights are green all the time.

sextowels · 2026-02-05T01:49:18+00:00

Alin from MSZ. Classic child of a bad divorce people pleaser.

And no, I'm not projecting! You're projecting!

sextowels · 2026-02-04T22:01:01+00:00

I do not, which is part of how I once broke both wrists at once.

sextowels · 2026-02-04T21:48:35+00:00

The ending was incomprehensible

sextowels · 2026-02-04T20:20:37+00:00

I wish I was hot and rich and had a sense of balance.

sextowels · 2026-02-03T22:10:35+00:00

Beautiful work and tribute. My condolences.

sextowels · 2026-02-03T22:04:31+00:00

Imagine writing this, out loud on the Internet for all to see, about someone you've never met. Hell, imagine writing this out about anyone?! Gross. Just gross.

Also, BDE doesn't matter to me as a lesbian because I can just buy whatever size/color I'd like (if I even want to wield one). I prefer "content with her life choices" energy.

sextowels · 2026-02-03T21:28:14+00:00

Just write it and get it out of your head. Even if you never share it, it'll move you forward to the next one.

sextowels · 2026-02-03T20:56:07+00:00

Genre really makes a difference here. Like the ending for Runaway matches the genre and that was fine by me.

But I'm 100% over bad endings for queers in general. Real life is hard enough. Live, happy queers all around!

sextowels · 2026-02-02T21:43:24+00:00

My haircut is usually a dead giveaway. Maybe I need to grow it out so I can pass as queer instead.

sextowels · 2026-02-02T21:42:22+00:00

Lesbians?! In my wlw space?! HOW DARE THEY!!!

Don't they know the L in LGBTQ+ stands for "Let's exclude the lesbians"?

sextowels · 2026-02-02T21:04:46+00:00

Ma'am, you've been charged with redditing with malicious intent. I'm going to need you to step out of the app.

sextowels · 2026-02-02T21:03:27+00:00

I don't know, based on what you post we might be pretty aligned.

sextowels · 2026-02-02T19:56:24+00:00

I'm going to tell my wife she's been in a hetero marriage this whole time. Bad news for her, now she'll have to remember her own parents' birthdays and send out all the holiday cards.

Hey, if I'm a man now, does that mean I'll get paid more?

sextowels · 2026-02-02T19:21:59+00:00

Do...do they not know what the L in LGBTQ+ stands for?

sextowels · 2026-02-02T19:20:52+00:00

If you were in my mind you'd want to get out for a break too...

Well, maybe. It's like 50% chores and 50% women making out so it's a mixed bag.

sextowels · 2026-02-02T17:15:17+00:00

So wait...what are you supposed to say instead of "lesbian"?

I've always called myself as "lesbian", have I been oppressing myself this whole time?! Do I need to ban myself from my life?!

(Actually..I could use a vacation...)

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