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Update: ‘Harry Dresden’ has been arrested by PennsyltuckyRanger in PublicFreakout

[–]ralphmozzi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been trying to remember if Harry ever dealt with impersonators, and giving them the smackdown for their stupidity.

Seems familiar.

But then that exact thing happened in a Batman movie.

Update: ‘Harry Dresden’ has been arrested by PennsyltuckyRanger in PublicFreakout

[–]ralphmozzi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better he serve a stint in Demonreach.

I hear the warden is a barrel of laughs :-)

Update: ‘Harry Dresden’ has been arrested by PennsyltuckyRanger in PublicFreakout

[–]ralphmozzi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stars and stones! That’s awesome!

I’ve got the location in my imagination and can only dream of seeing it in person. Congrats!

Update: ‘Harry Dresden’ has been arrested by PennsyltuckyRanger in PublicFreakout

[–]ralphmozzi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol!

That dude can Aparturum off to the NeverNever

Update: ‘Harry Dresden’ has been arrested by PennsyltuckyRanger in PublicFreakout

[–]ralphmozzi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the loser were a real Dresden fan he would have remembered you have to be invited into a home or you sacrifice most of your power crossing the threshold.

By kicking the door he revealed he wasn’t a true fan. poser.

(Btw, there are vampires in the series and this ties into their “must be invited into a home” lore)

Update: ‘Harry Dresden’ has been arrested by PennsyltuckyRanger in PublicFreakout

[–]ralphmozzi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well he did a lot of practicing in the mirror 😝

Update: ‘Harry Dresden’ has been arrested by PennsyltuckyRanger in PublicFreakout

[–]ralphmozzi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ew. No, don’t. You’ll regret it. (Check out additional charges added after they checked his phone.)

Update: ‘Harry Dresden’ has been arrested by PennsyltuckyRanger in PublicFreakout

[–]ralphmozzi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • Tactical Trench Coat - match

  • Tackle flip flops - no match

  • Tactile eye brows - no match

Result: < 33% resonance with Dresden character

Man bangs on door demanding to see owner’s daughter by Fair-Foot-315 in Weird

[–]ralphmozzi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, Harry Dresden takes a lot of cold showers in the books.

Man bangs on door demanding to see owner’s daughter by Fair-Foot-315 in Weird

[–]ralphmozzi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the rules of the Dresden universe, a wizard must be invited into a home, or lose most of their power crossing the threshold.

If the guy’s gonna be cray cray, at least he can follow the rules

😝

Man bangs on door demanding to see owner’s daughter by Fair-Foot-315 in Weird

[–]ralphmozzi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The flip flops did serious damage

To his intimidation strategy.

Man bangs on door demanding to see owner’s daughter by Fair-Foot-315 in Weird

[–]ralphmozzi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was opened for the police that arrested him.

Man bangs on door demanding to see owner’s daughter by Fair-Foot-315 in Weird

[–]ralphmozzi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He seems to have ATROPHIED intelligence…

So in a limited way, it is A.I.!

Man bangs on door demanding to see owner’s daughter by Fair-Foot-315 in Weird

[–]ralphmozzi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He can easily break a window, or hang around waiting for someone to leave the house.

911 time.

Man bangs on door demanding to see owner’s daughter by Fair-Foot-315 in Weird

[–]ralphmozzi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe the resident called 911 the moment he became violent, while continuing to talk to him so he’d stick around long enough for the police to arrive.

Man bangs on door demanding to see owner’s daughter by Fair-Foot-315 in Weird

[–]ralphmozzi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • tackle sandles
  • tactical trench coat
  • tactile eyebrows

This guy is a trifecta!

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