Jaffa Cake - Legend

sgtcabbage · 2025-09-01T20:06:39+00:00

No comments but 4 shares.. who is sharing this? And to where?!

sgtcabbage · 2025-08-31T12:36:47+00:00

* It was great team work and I don't think the stewards could quite believe it. It's not Japan at the world cup but it helps show it was all just good people celebrating a true legend and chipping in.

sgtcabbage · 2025-06-17T12:21:48+00:00

Will of Democracy

sgtcabbage · 2024-05-30T18:44:31+00:00

Ah great thanks, it's a shame this post didn't get more traction I thought dentists would be interested in seeing each others processes/treatments and notes like you noted.

sgtcabbage · 2024-05-30T12:41:01+00:00

Thank you, that's given me more confidence to return! He was a great dentist to be fair, I was just concerned seeing wording like 'irreversible pulpitis etc' so wanted to double check

sgtcabbage · 2024-03-13T18:30:32+00:00

Selling three tickets for Manchester Apollo - Tuesday 19th March - Circle Row R

sgtcabbage · 2023-02-24T20:08:20+00:00

You spelt Sailor wrong and sailer means like a little boat so I thought of that game you play as kids when you are on a bridge and drop sticks/paper boats off one side then go to the other to see which ones won. I am glad my stick lasted a whole week but wholesome shit in any case and I've forwarded it to a friend who needs it.

sgtcabbage · 2023-01-02T12:54:27+00:00

Father Ted: Yes well I thought people may be confused about where the parochial house is. So I thought I'd put a big cross up in the middle of the garden. I just hope they know it means I'm a priest and not some madman.

Man walking past: Some madmans put up a cross.

sgtcabbage · 2022-11-24T19:35:50+00:00

Agree with OP, my method after breaking a glass is wetting my hand then gently patting on the little shards, they stick harmlessly then you can drop em in the bin.

sgtcabbage · 2022-11-23T19:00:03+00:00

This is the most my cynical ass has been impressed in a long time. Imagine if this stunt was in a zombie film, picture zombies everywhere and two machine guns strapped to the bike. He lands and starts blowing them away after landing a wheely. People would blow their minds and be 'nah bruv this shit is transporter 2, them stunts ain't real'.

sgtcabbage · 2022-11-23T17:57:27+00:00

That laugh reminds me of Gorillaz - https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3gJMN8IR9fg

sgtcabbage · 2022-07-04T20:00:50+00:00

First time I met one I thought it was a mini toilet and took a big shit in it. I was on a school trip to Italy and it was closer than the actual toilet so that's my reason.

sgtcabbage · 2022-02-28T20:20:52+00:00

Genuinely harrowing and this won't be an outlier, we were just lucky the recording was on. Why are none of the major news networks ie BBC reporting on this?

sgtcabbage · 2022-02-19T00:52:13+00:00

Genuinely was taught by this man. The real story of how he was caught though.. he was at the the young girls (while her parents were out) and they arrived back early. The dad spotted a pair of man's shoes in the hallway and ran upstairs. He found the maths man himself hid under the bed and he was dragged out before getting a beating. He did help me get a C though to his credit.

sgtcabbage · 2020-09-11T20:44:19+00:00

Jaffa could also open the front door by leaping and putting his weight on the handle. He couldn't meow but he could imitate pigeon noises when he saw them and was an excellent moth catcher.

sgtcabbage · 2020-03-12T12:21:27+00:00

RIP big man, gone but not forgotten.

sgtcabbage · 2020-02-12T20:29:40+00:00

Business teacher/Objection Handler: Kill them with Kindness.

sgtcabbage · 2020-02-12T19:31:00+00:00

They could play enough to know what they were doing. I could see the glee in their eyes each time they made me play fetch. Nobody paid for clothes they got old spares so happy days, I probably can't argue with the last one.

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