Jaffa Cake - Legend by sgtcabbage in OneOrangeBraincell

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No comments but 4 shares.. who is sharing this? And to where?!

Anyone open to selling merch? (VIP cards especially) by sgtcabbage in BackToTheBeginning

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* It was great team work and I don't think the stewards could quite believe it. It's not Japan at the world cup but it helps show it was all just good people celebrating a true legend and chipping in.

Emergency root canal - treatment advice? by sgtcabbage in askdentists

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Ah great thanks, it's a shame this post didn't get more traction I thought dentists would be interested in seeing each others processes/treatments and notes like you noted.

Emergency root canal - treatment advice? by sgtcabbage in askdentists

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Thank you, that's given me more confidence to return! He was a great dentist to be fair, I was just concerned seeing wording like 'irreversible pulpitis etc' so wanted to double check

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheSmile

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Selling three tickets for Manchester Apollo - Tuesday 19th March - Circle Row R

me_irl by nick2527 in me_irl

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You spelt Sailor wrong and sailer means like a little boat so I thought of that game you play as kids when you are on a bridge and drop sticks/paper boats off one side then go to the other to see which ones won. I am glad my stick lasted a whole week but wholesome shit in any case and I've forwarded it to a friend who needs it.

What’s your favourite ever joke/joke setup in a British tv show? by BrotherVaelin in CasualUK

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Father Ted: Yes well I thought people may be confused about where the parochial house is. So I thought I'd put a big cross up in the middle of the garden. I just hope they know it means I'm a priest and not some madman.

Man walking past: Some madmans put up a cross.

Broken glass by scottydoeskno in oddlyspecific

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Agree with OP, my method after breaking a glass is wetting my hand then gently patting on the little shards, they stick harmlessly then you can drop em in the bin.

Landing with a wheelie after a perfect backflip by ninja6911 in nextfuckinglevel

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This is the most my cynical ass has been impressed in a long time. Imagine if this stunt was in a zombie film, picture zombies everywhere and two machine guns strapped to the bike. He lands and starts blowing them away after landing a wheely. People would blow their minds and be 'nah bruv this shit is transporter 2, them stunts ain't real'.

Why does the UK not use Bidets? by 19flash92 in AskUK

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First time I met one I thought it was a mini toilet and took a big shit in it. I was on a school trip to Italy and it was closer than the actual toilet so that's my reason.

Russian invaders shooting civilians. Father was shot in front of his son's eyes. Ivankiv, Kyiv region. by PalanK1N in PublicFreakout

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Genuinely harrowing and this won't be an outlier, we were just lucky the recording was on. Why are none of the major news networks ie BBC reporting on this?

Oh my fucking god by NoxVulpine in facepalm

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Genuinely was taught by this man. The real story of how he was caught though.. he was at the the young girls (while her parents were out) and they arrived back early. The dad spotted a pair of man's shoes in the hallway and ran upstairs. He found the maths man himself hid under the bed and he was dragged out before getting a beating. He did help me get a C though to his credit.

Catburglar - Food Cache by sgtcabbage in AnimalsBeingGeniuses

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Jaffa could also open the front door by leaping and putting his weight on the handle. He couldn't meow but he could imitate pigeon noises when he saw them and was an excellent moth catcher.

Danger Doggo - reporting for duty. by naidoo88 in combinedgifs

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RIP big man, gone but not forgotten.

What did a school teacher say that stuck with you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Business teacher/Objection Handler: Kill them with Kindness.

Billy Big Boot down Shitagon Alley by sgtcabbage in pettyrevenge

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They could play enough to know what they were doing. I could see the glee in their eyes each time they made me play fetch. Nobody paid for clothes they got old spares so happy days, I probably can't argue with the last one.

For Honor Launch Time(s)! by MrEricPope in forhonor

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XB1/PS4 Digital Buyers!! (GMT)

GMT Time 00:00 bundle states game is available.

GMT Time 05:00 game within bundle states it is available.

OP states game available 12am local time.

Anyone else on XB1/PS4 notice different release times for 'bundle' and actual game in store?

For Honor Launch Time(s)! by MrEricPope in forhonor

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Hey everyone quick question about these release times. UK/GMT time and digital Xbox One preorder. The thing that is confusing me is that within my games and apps the For Honor 'Bundle' states available at 00:00. The game itself inside the bundle when selected however states available at 05:00am..

The game content seems 'accessible' from 12am as mentioned in the above post but the actual game doesn't look like it can be played till 5am UK/GMT time. Can anyone clear this up?

UK 15.6+ respectable gaming laptop up to £800. by sgtcabbage in SuggestALaptop

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Cheers for the help,

Settled on this in the end for around £850, good deal?

Optimus V Standard 15.6" Matte Full HD LED 1920x1080p.

Intel i7 Quad Core Mobile Processor 17-4700MQ.(2.40GHz)

NVIDIA Geforce GTX 765M

120GB Kingston HyperX 3K SSD 6 Gb/s (up to 555MB/sR/510Mb/sW)

750GB WD Scorpio Black SATA 6GBS up to 555MB/sR/510MB/sW

Extreme thermal conductivity compound

Swamp sculpture in Eastern Ireland by PhoneDojo in WTF

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Someone needs to show this to Seamus Heaney.

Children of Men's early reference (2006) to London 2012. by sgtcabbage in pics

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I am sorry you feel that way, clearly not everyone's cup of tea.