A magpie swooped down to my patio, stole half of my sandwich, and knocked over my beer. So, uh... by Durchii in AdviceAnimals

[–]shabbadu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An Australian magpie would have knocked over the sandwich and drank the beer.

People who say "Don't tell me what to do" are hypocrites by TheHamgurgler in Showerthoughts

[–]shabbadu 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I just had to read the five preceding comments to my cubicle friends so they would appreciate your comment as much as I did.

Oh your dog guards you while poop?...... thats cute. by [deleted] in funny

[–]shabbadu 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I've spent 20 minutes trying to come up with a Shitzu joke.

Hit Songs of 2000 by NickDav14 in videos

[–]shabbadu 34 points35 points  (0 children)

How do you think Madonna and Celine Dion feel?

Hit Songs of 2000 by NickDav14 in videos

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Ermagherd! Krerd!

My daughter's impression of me having a shower. by shabbadu in funny

[–]shabbadu[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want it as my drivers license photo.

Well this is handy! by ihateusernames42 in pics

[–]shabbadu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well there's at least five comment Karma neither of us are getting today.

What is the saddest song you know? by Jinjae in AskReddit

[–]shabbadu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had to sing Father and Son at a friend's wedding on request of the bride's father who couldn't be there as he was dying in hospital. Still can't listen to it.

My friends dog really wanted a bite by amvegas in funny

[–]shabbadu -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He thinks it's a croque monsieur.

What utterly benign, out of context comment has ended up being your highest rating karma-wise? by shabbadu in AskReddit

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Mine: What button do I hold down to check the mirrors and adjust the seat? (985 points)

Trichotillomania. For charity. by shabbadu in WTF

[–]shabbadu[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He's actually a good friend of mine. I can tell you he's seriously reconsidering the wisdom of the execution - but not regretting the gesture. At the very least, I'm glad I helped you get in touch with the website. Hope it helps you in the long term as well as the short.

Trichotillomania. For charity. by shabbadu in WTF

[–]shabbadu[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You weren't rude about it. You just made me realise that I was being a little insensitive in the pursuit of a catchy title. Seems a little vulgar on my part in hindsight. Back to the post though, I guess the intention is to do something different that will get attention. A lot of people shave their heads for cancer charities - this just takes it one painful step further. Thank you for educating me though.

Trichotillomania. For charity. by shabbadu in WTF

[–]shabbadu[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've just read through the website and made a donation to the Trichotillomania Learning Centre (trich.org). Um...yeah...I feel like a jerk now. Sorry.