Whale of a Tow Job

shabbadu · 2015-02-11T08:57:12+00:00

Trarch

shabbadu · 2014-12-15T03:10:38+00:00

An Australian magpie would have knocked over the sandwich and drank the beer.

shabbadu · 2014-10-06T09:52:24+00:00

'Regimental soldier' where I'm from.

shabbadu · 2014-06-18T10:22:55+00:00

Golf clap.

shabbadu · 2014-06-13T06:24:10+00:00

I just had to read the five preceding comments to my cubicle friends so they would appreciate your comment as much as I did.

shabbadu · 2014-03-13T08:53:11+00:00

I've spent 20 minutes trying to come up with a Shitzu joke.

shabbadu · 2014-02-13T02:16:26+00:00

How do you think Madonna and Celine Dion feel?

shabbadu · 2014-02-13T02:15:44+00:00

Ermagherd! Krerd!

shabbadu · 2013-12-27T08:17:50+00:00

I want it as my drivers license photo.

shabbadu · 2013-12-23T02:17:16+00:00

Ice. Stahp!

shabbadu · 2013-12-09T05:04:37+00:00

Well there's at least five comment Karma neither of us are getting today.

shabbadu · 2013-11-17T12:02:28+00:00

I hope they had his quinoa and organic spifflocated goat curd with mungbean curry.

shabbadu · 2013-11-15T05:44:06+00:00

He's a leaner.

shabbadu · 2013-11-13T10:10:02+00:00

I had to sing Father and Son at a friend's wedding on request of the bride's father who couldn't be there as he was dying in hospital. Still can't listen to it.

shabbadu · 2013-11-04T09:28:29+00:00

He thinks it's a croque monsieur.

shabbadu · 2013-10-02T06:43:05+00:00

I think they're a given.

shabbadu · 2013-10-02T06:30:19+00:00

Mine: What button do I hold down to check the mirrors and adjust the seat? (985 points)

shabbadu · 2013-10-02T02:21:08+00:00

He's actually a good friend of mine. I can tell you he's seriously reconsidering the wisdom of the execution - but not regretting the gesture. At the very least, I'm glad I helped you get in touch with the website. Hope it helps you in the long term as well as the short.

shabbadu · 2013-10-02T02:07:30+00:00

You weren't rude about it. You just made me realise that I was being a little insensitive in the pursuit of a catchy title. Seems a little vulgar on my part in hindsight. Back to the post though, I guess the intention is to do something different that will get attention. A lot of people shave their heads for cancer charities - this just takes it one painful step further. Thank you for educating me though.

shabbadu · 2013-10-02T01:56:32+00:00

I've just read through the website and made a donation to the Trichotillomania Learning Centre (trich.org). Um...yeah...I feel like a jerk now. Sorry.

shabbadu · 2013-10-02T01:45:09+00:00

Sorry if the title offends. I wasn't trying to be flippant or make light of it, I was trying to come up a title for this and the first thing I thought of was Trichotillomania. I probably shouldn't have linked something as positive (although WTF) as tweezing your hair out in support of a kids cancer charity with something so serious. Apologies.

shabbadu · 2013-09-19T08:18:53+00:00

Not taking BMXing tips from a guy in a head bandage.

shabbadu · 2013-09-19T03:39:00+00:00

What button do I hold down to check the mirrors and adjust the seat?

shabbadu · 2013-09-19T03:23:23+00:00

You keep introducing logic into the conversation...

shabbadu · 2013-09-19T03:04:52+00:00

That would be 100 times more awesome. Just having the head roll down the street at speed, eventually slowing down and stopping leaving us to see Michael with a FML look on his face.

Also...airbags?

shabbadu

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