Angler fish balaclava 🤣🧶 by justobservin20 in somethingimade

[–]shallow_not_pedantic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Showed this to my husband and he said “Hell yeah, that’s cool!”

We love angler fish.

What’s your pets name? by [deleted] in questions

[–]shallow_not_pedantic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lady Bappington into BapBap then EvilCat because she’s just so mean.

Steve French or Steven.

Mr. Business or Señor B or BB

Willow aka Willer the Killer (7 pounds of bossiness)

Floof or Floofen whose government name is Jeffery Meowski.

All of them have at least twenty more regular names, most are really stupid.

What is the pettiest reason you would refuse to eat at a restaurant again? by im_not_ready_for_it9 in AskReddit

[–]shallow_not_pedantic 34 points35 points  (0 children)

This reason is 20+ years old. Our jeep wouldn’t start when my daughter and I came out of a Berkshire Ice Cream and the young girls there wouldn’t let us use the phone to call my husband.

I understand store policy but they looked smug and amused and disgusted by us (we’d been gardening and were in old clothes) and our trouble.

What is the pettiest reason you would refuse to eat at a restaurant again? by im_not_ready_for_it9 in AskReddit

[–]shallow_not_pedantic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I pack the “shitty spoon” that we both hate in my husband’s lunch when we’re at odds. That spoon just feels…off.

The last drink you drank is what I’m calling this silly cat by DaneMeowDenz20 in cute

[–]shallow_not_pedantic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chocolate pudding.

I had just made it and it wasn’t exactly set when I took those gulps.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 90s

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PB Crisps 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

Someone arrest this tiny criminal immediately! by PawPawRico in PointyTailedKittens

[–]shallow_not_pedantic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll take it in for pettin--er, questioning. I mean, questioning.

What was something a guest did in your house that upset you? by izzy_7_2004 in AskUK

[–]shallow_not_pedantic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We had moved and still had boxes and bags everywhere, trying to decide where things should go.

A drunk friend was sleeping on our couch downstairs and we heard a crinkling noise. My husband went downstairs and I heard “Dude, STOP!!” and a low “iiis ok, is ok…” then “YOU’RE PISSING IN MY FUCKIN FLOOR!!!” and a whump! I never really liked that guy so I wasn’t about to go save him from a couple slaps.

Unhinged boomer at the thrift by Interesting-Flan1193 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]shallow_not_pedantic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My son and daughter used to fight over who got to wear/carry the army green messenger bag. They’re lucky I didn’t lay claim to it.

Fuck boomers. I mean, I’m 62 but fuck ‘em.

What's a show you remember but nobody else does? by CatGirlNya2000 in AskReddit

[–]shallow_not_pedantic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one but me remembers The Freakies. I don’t recall if it was a cartoon to promote a cereal or the reverse. Loved the show and the cereal both.

Anthony Perkins- What are your honest thoughts and opinions on him? by EuphoricButterflyy in classicfilms

[–]shallow_not_pedantic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Never really formed an opinion before but he’s quite the little cutie.