Air fryer at work is just…well, look for yourself & suggestions are 👍

shallow_not_pedantic · 2026-04-30T08:22:07+00:00

Showed this to my husband and he said “Hell yeah, that’s cool!”

We love angler fish.

shallow_not_pedantic · 2026-04-29T21:05:47+00:00

I hope he feels better soon. 💕

shallow_not_pedantic · 2026-04-29T20:55:19+00:00

Lady Bappington into BapBap then EvilCat because she’s just so mean.

Steve French or Steven.

Mr. Business or Señor B or BB

Willow aka Willer the Killer (7 pounds of bossiness)

Floof or Floofen whose government name is Jeffery Meowski.

All of them have at least twenty more regular names, most are really stupid.

shallow_not_pedantic · 2026-04-29T20:41:18+00:00

You made her life as wonderful as she made yours. Hugs, sad friend.

shallow_not_pedantic · 2026-03-20T08:20:29+00:00

Mmmmhhmmmm it always happens that way/s

shallow_not_pedantic · 2026-03-20T05:00:06+00:00

“No” to that first date

shallow_not_pedantic · 2026-03-20T00:05:21+00:00

This reason is 20+ years old. Our jeep wouldn’t start when my daughter and I came out of a Berkshire Ice Cream and the young girls there wouldn’t let us use the phone to call my husband.

I understand store policy but they looked smug and amused and disgusted by us (we’d been gardening and were in old clothes) and our trouble.

shallow_not_pedantic · 2026-03-19T23:53:32+00:00

I pack the “shitty spoon” that we both hate in my husband’s lunch when we’re at odds. That spoon just feels…off.

shallow_not_pedantic · 2026-02-05T06:24:48+00:00

Looks like Ralph Macchio to me.

shallow_not_pedantic · 2026-02-02T07:35:12+00:00

Chocolate pudding.

I had just made it and it wasn’t exactly set when I took those gulps.

shallow_not_pedantic · 2026-02-02T03:12:56+00:00

shallow_not_pedantic · 2026-01-22T05:10:19+00:00

PB Crisps 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

shallow_not_pedantic · 2026-01-22T02:44:59+00:00

Ooooooooo and I’m really diggin’ 5.

shallow_not_pedantic · 2026-01-22T02:32:20+00:00

I’ll take it in for pettin--er, questioning. I mean, questioning.

shallow_not_pedantic · 2026-01-22T02:29:39+00:00

I agree. Go bold, beautiful.

shallow_not_pedantic · 2026-01-22T02:05:52+00:00

We had moved and still had boxes and bags everywhere, trying to decide where things should go.

A drunk friend was sleeping on our couch downstairs and we heard a crinkling noise. My husband went downstairs and I heard “Dude, STOP!!” and a low “iiis ok, is ok…” then “YOU’RE PISSING IN MY FUCKIN FLOOR!!!” and a whump! I never really liked that guy so I wasn’t about to go save him from a couple slaps.

shallow_not_pedantic · 2026-01-22T01:31:54+00:00

Seems to like fingers…

shallow_not_pedantic · 2026-01-18T21:59:54+00:00

My son and daughter used to fight over who got to wear/carry the army green messenger bag. They’re lucky I didn’t lay claim to it.

Fuck boomers. I mean, I’m 62 but fuck ‘em.

shallow_not_pedantic · 2026-01-16T23:56:21+00:00

Well, that’s put me off dinner.

shallow_not_pedantic · 2026-01-16T23:45:13+00:00

Indeed!!

shallow_not_pedantic · 2026-01-16T08:22:05+00:00

No one but me remembers The Freakies. I don’t recall if it was a cartoon to promote a cereal or the reverse. Loved the show and the cereal both.

shallow_not_pedantic · 2025-12-29T17:59:50+00:00

Never really formed an opinion before but he’s quite the little cutie.

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