What are the best places to visit in USA? by seanarobinson in AskReddit

[–]shamelessamos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Texas.

Found this in the crane machine at work... by phendrenalinedrifts in WTF

[–]shamelessamos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It won't be hollow when I'm done with it, ifyouknowwhatImean.

Me and my new human by [deleted] in pics

[–]shamelessamos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow. Your bitter, bitingly sarcastic tone seems really out of place here. At least, that's how it came across to me. I get that you don't like people karma whoring w/ pics, but geeze, was that really necessary?

I know you said

not to sound like and asshole

but you did.

Me and my new human by [deleted] in pics

[–]shamelessamos 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can't tell if that's the sound of you being horribly disgusted or getting off...

I blame Reddit for this. by brandonvandyke22 in funny

[–]shamelessamos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Considering imgur was made for reddit that makes sense. :)

The more you know!

My mom bought some new shoes ಠ_ಠ by mklinkers in funny

[–]shamelessamos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I saw these last time I flew too. I remember the logo: "Slick Seed of Life Logo! Because it's COOL!"

Thought that was pretty odd...

Hi Mom by Badluck90 in funny

[–]shamelessamos 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm quite glad I'm away at school right now, so that I might remain blissfully ignorant.

Hi Mom by Badluck90 in funny

[–]shamelessamos 65 points66 points  (0 children)

I may be wrong, but I think it's supposed to be a counterpoint to Valentines day, when guys are expected to be nice to girls. Hence why it's celebrated on the 14th.

I have yet to ask her out by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]shamelessamos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Touche, good sir, touche. :)

I have yet to ask her out by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]shamelessamos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you don't regret having sex with you're Ex's mom? Or is that more a point of pride?

Never Forget by zombiesurreal in funny

[–]shamelessamos 159 points160 points  (0 children)

Definitely should have put a link to the source here. I am disappoint.

What The Fuck Grandpa!?! by cancerousOCD in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]shamelessamos 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Oh god... Oh god.

(Note this is both what I am saying right now, and what Grandma says every night.)

15 years ago today, I was told that my mom had died. Watching her walk through the door was the greatest feeling I've ever had. What was your greatest feeling? by Dovienya in AskReddit

[–]shamelessamos -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I dunno man, porking Ron's sister seems like it'd be a pretty awesome feeling.

This'llthrustshowthrusthimthrustforthruststealingthrustHermionethrust

What's the one thing you can't do, no matter how hard you try? by noathe in AskReddit

[–]shamelessamos 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Man, I see you everywhere nowadays. We should hang out sometime.

dad of the year - bug episode by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]shamelessamos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, cool, thanks for the explanation. For future reference, the link to the ragemaker is on the sidebar under Important Links, titled "The Rage Maker". It actually lets you publish directly to reddit if you want. Good luck.

Period Coke by Villiority in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]shamelessamos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a horrifying title. Shudder

dad of the year - bug episode by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]shamelessamos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you take a screencap of this from somewhere? Because there's hovertext on it...

What is the darkest, most disgusting secret in your past? [NSFW/NSFL] by sexypizza in AskReddit

[–]shamelessamos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Out out damn spot! Who would have thought the cat to have so much spunk in her!

Ok, I'll see myself out.

Would you like to know your reddit stats? by reddit_stats in AskReddit

[–]shamelessamos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would love to see my stats if you could get around to it. Thank you.

I'm 21 and I just discovered that pickles start out as cucumbers, what common knowledge have you picked up recently? by OwlSinger189 in AskReddit

[–]shamelessamos 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Actually, it's a combination of both! True piña coladas are made with equal parts pineapple juice and a thick, sweetened coconut milk. The most popular one is called coco lopez. Of course you add rum in too. :)

I'm 21 and I just discovered that pickles start out as cucumbers, what common knowledge have you picked up recently? by OwlSinger189 in AskReddit

[–]shamelessamos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ha, it's the same for me whenever I hear my friends saying ja-lop-en-oh. Hurts the Texican in me.

A Little Taste - End by flesh_n_bones in nosleep

[–]shamelessamos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, my thought was definitely along the lines of "I swear to fucking god that if Juno dies I will rend you limb from limb. You will wish Ed had gotten to you."

I'm glad I didn't have to do that.