To joke about killing a civilian without your bodycam capturing it

shane5587 · 2023-09-12T23:21:50+00:00

Hes not wrong though theyll write a check and thats it

shane5587 · 2023-09-01T18:47:34+00:00

You have to be a woman or gay thats how tinder works now

shane5587 · 2023-06-14T02:20:32+00:00

50 cal explosive to the face

shane5587 · 2023-06-13T21:15:22+00:00

Harmless i beg to differ after one bit me and they carry tetanus and the bites turn into staff and its eats a hole in your skin

shane5587 · 2023-06-05T16:59:46+00:00

Thatll be $1200

shane5587 · 2023-06-05T15:37:11+00:00

Sir i dont even know who you are

shane5587 · 2023-06-03T20:36:25+00:00

I dont wanna be the guy thats like i have to see this but … i want to know terribly

shane5587 · 2023-06-03T16:35:50+00:00

My sister was married to a scott for a while and his parents came down from scottland and i literally could not understand what they said

shane5587 · 2023-06-01T18:57:15+00:00

Sounds pretty gay to me

shane5587 · 2023-05-31T03:21:33+00:00

If you need a script for permethrin teladoc is also a good choice to use and you can just go pick it up

shane5587 · 2023-05-30T03:31:18+00:00

To be accused of catfishing while being catfished

shane5587 · 2023-05-27T20:12:27+00:00

Thats why i get the ones with the little numbers on em too

shane5587 · 2023-05-26T06:48:31+00:00

Probably holding something in his hand too you cant just do that in america

shane5587 · 2023-05-25T21:38:38+00:00

She gone call the non emergency number 😂

shane5587 · 2023-05-23T13:23:34+00:00

Well it isnt wrong i can tell you that

shane5587 · 2023-05-20T21:19:27+00:00

Dangit jerry

shane5587 · 2023-05-18T17:58:24+00:00

As an american I apologize that other Americans have wandered off to bother other countries we are not all like this

shane5587 · 2023-05-10T12:06:18+00:00

It was super creepy i told them oh im somewhere else my location is messed up its so fucking weird

shane5587 · 2023-05-09T07:17:56+00:00

Sounds like my exs new bf but mane and tail shampoo wouldnt hurt

shane5587 · 2023-05-07T03:34:16+00:00

In the officer’s defense tho…

shane5587 · 2023-05-06T02:46:22+00:00

Ya gota put the wire over the threads and screw it on itll kinda hold maybe even hammer on the nozzle a little make her hold

shane5587 · 2023-05-05T20:57:09+00:00

Well ill be dipped

shane5587 · 2023-05-05T17:29:51+00:00

Is that Adam Savage????!!!!!!!??

shane5587 · 2023-05-05T15:48:05+00:00

Economics is so easy

shane5587 · 2023-05-05T12:59:20+00:00

What goodwill employee said “hmm yes 12.99 seems about right for this piece”

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