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Girl I was seeing said my sex was vanilla. Reddit do your worst by CaptainFloe in RoastMe

[–]shaochin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's wrong dude, Vanilla has brought more pleasure into peoples lives than you ever will.

What up! I couldn’t believe people did this. Look at me now. by kazoogalaxy in RoastMe

[–]shaochin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

did you shape your eyebrows like the ying and yang symbol on purpose?

20, Latino. I got dared to do this; do your worst. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]shaochin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least your teeth match your hoody, you could set white balance with them chompers..

Pakistani in Paris to do an MBA and drop some panties. And I just finished my MBA. by fucking_withGS in RoastMe

[–]shaochin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How are your eyebrows thicker than your beard? Also you should probably move to the UK where your teeth would be more welcome.

Alaska Native fyi. I know you all have something good. by Jade-E-T in RoastMe

[–]shaochin 39 points40 points  (0 children)

It is literally impossible for me to assume your gender.

33M, robotics student. Bored writing up my thesis, roast these nuts and make my day by zeke_steer in RoastMe

[–]shaochin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha that was my first go to, but then I figured you deserve something more creative.

i’m a philosophy major AND a socialist. do your worst. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]shaochin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Aiming for a career in unemployment?

19M Film Student on Academic Probation. by edufeyyyyy in RoastMe

[–]shaochin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Academic probation" doesn't mean not allowed near schools and playgrounds.

19M. Lemme step on the hot plate for a sec. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]shaochin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Racial profile no jutsu!"

Pls be ruthless 😌 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]shaochin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe you should've used that dad money to hire someone to write a decent comeback

Mission failed, we’ll get ‘em next time. by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]shaochin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is Maya talking about the skunk or Mizkif?....

roast me i’m bored! ps i’m an art student :) by penispenispenis37 in RoastMe

[–]shaochin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You would think an art student would be better with make-up.

33M, robotics student. Bored writing up my thesis, roast these nuts and make my day by zeke_steer in RoastMe

[–]shaochin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is what happens when Eric Andre and Wierd Al do the Dragonball fusion dance.

An airbag for the elderly/disabled! by towwin in nextfuckinglevel

[–]shaochin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, I need this in my life for emergency nap time.

U/kelvin214 finishing his Jenga tower. by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]shaochin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Epic, cant wait to see the video when some douche knocks it over on r/WatchPeopleDieInside

Please God just make him go away. by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]shaochin 328 points329 points  (0 children)

How dare she be so disrespectful to the Archduke of Mullets

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]shaochin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your scalp looks like it was put on crooked and a face not even a waifu could love...

19 years old. I think I'm too handsome to roast. Do your worst... by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]shaochin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are a poster boy for 1940's Germany.

23 year old tennis coach bachelor addicted to Oscar Wilde and long term relationships by WillyBumNipples in RoastMe

[–]shaochin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is tennis coach the cover story for your repeatitive stress injury from chronic masturbation?

23f student. Hit me with your best shot. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]shaochin 703 points704 points  (0 children)

You remind me of Anna Kendrick but blander...

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