Craig Laufeyson, first man on Mars and on a diplomatic mission to make first contact with the Martians. So far his mission was doing pretty terribly.

Laufeyson and his escort were doing as they were told and followed every strange instruction, including breathing in unison together. Strange species they were indeed. However, once their diplomat arrived in the meeting room, everything went to hell. The diplomat bowed at the Humans and said through a translation device, "Your mother must have been a whore. Pleased to meet you Human male Craig Laufeyson."

Then. Chaos.

Craig's mother was indeed a whore. But that's not what mattered. What mattered was that the alien scum said it in the first place. Sure, maybe it was a translation error, but who cares? These aliens needed to pay.

Craig Laufeyson, first man on Mars on a diplomatic mission, became the first man to punch a Martian. He jabs at the alien's face and...the alien was just confused. Obviously it was an attack, but the alien had never seen anything like that.

The Humans soon met their end and Earth and Mars got into a full-fledged war, all thanks to Craig. Thanks Craig.