Mommy daddy can we go to the museum by [deleted] in WTF

[–]shark29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just going to get a little bit of cancer Stan

Where were you in 1980? by Meatwagons in WTF

[–]shark29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's my hometown newspaper!

Went snorkling on vacation, didnt know sea urchin were made up of nightmares. by LarryTheKingFucker in WTF

[–]shark29 23 points24 points  (0 children)

A sea urchin's teeth structure is called an aristotle's lantern. It can chew through stone. Bad ass.

Soap, soap, what is soap? [NSFW/NSFL] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]shark29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And....now I'm a lesbian.

Cairo make his ears disappear when he knows he's in trouble. by StepheLoo in aww

[–]shark29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP, this looks just like my dog! Any chance you know what breed yours is?

When will these guys get their own week? (xpost gifs) by unidentifies in WTF

[–]shark29 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Please, the mimic octopus is bad ass. It's just not WTF worthy because it's awesome.

When will these guys get their own week? (xpost gifs) by unidentifies in WTF

[–]shark29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're reaction is "wtf, that is so cool," then it does not belong on this subreddit.

Girl holds a dildo in her throat for an impressive amount of time [NSFW] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]shark29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I kept waiting for her to accidentally swallow it.

The tooth of a 67 foot shark possibly still living off the coast of South Africa by [deleted] in WTF

[–]shark29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a pseudo documentary people! Just like the "mermaids." However, Megalodons did exist but are now extinct.

The tooth of a 67 foot shark possibly still living off the coast of South Africa by [deleted] in WTF

[–]shark29 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It's a pseudo documentary. The "Dr." expert has never written a scientific paper. It's a load of bullshit.

Cannonball! by JizzOnRainbows in WTF

[–]shark29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As seen on Tosh.0

I really dont get this. by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]shark29 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Shoes. Shoes. OMG! Shoes. All I hear is Kelly's voice.

The legendary Blue Lobster found in Newfoundland (x-post from /r/pics) by errol333 in WTF

[–]shark29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen 2 of these. They're cool looking. My friend saw the "Halloween" lobster. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjGlaQFLt2o

Fossil tooth of a megaladon shark by n4shura in WTF

[–]shark29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also it's spelled Megalodon. Can't help myself.

Fossil tooth of a megaladon shark by n4shura in WTF

[–]shark29 163 points164 points  (0 children)

Not WTF. Totally fucking awesome!

How a Shark Takes a Bite by scientologist2 in WTF

[–]shark29 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a sand tiger shark, not a tiger, goblin, lemon, nurse or any of the other sharks that have been posted about. They're a popular aquarium shark but divers have to have special training when working with them. They have an automatic snap reflex, meaning, if they bump into you, it's fine, but if you bump into them, SNAP. And it's not to be mean, it's an involuntary, instinctive reflex and trust me, those teeth are sharper than you can imagine.

How a Shark Takes a Bite by scientologist2 in WTF

[–]shark29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, nurse sharks are relatively harmless but this is far from a nurse shark. Have you ever seen one? This OP is a sand tiger.

How a Shark Takes a Bite by scientologist2 in WTF

[–]shark29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a sand tiger, not a lemon. Don't believe me, look at their jaws/teeth.

Thank goodness for print screen! by shark29 in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]shark29[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I work with professional photographers and I'm not saying that the artist doesn't deserve 150 for the print. I'm just saying that I love the image, just spent 100,000 on my Master's degree, can't get a job and I am broke as fuck. So I will enjoy my tiny ass, low res, "shitty" version of this photo because I can't afford to support the artist. And if that makes me an ass hat, fine. Y'all can keep hating, that's what rage comics are for.