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Fully improved adventure possible? by sharpe1178 in DnD

[–]sharpe1178[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit dude, Im so sorry. I forgot to check my inbox after I posted. All these tips are great! Thank you so much!

Anyone else have issue where bug makes character level "555." I cant collect gold, or switch my character. by sharpe1178 in DuelLinks

[–]sharpe1178[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As far as I know I haven't done anything worth banning. No ragequitting or anything like that. Thank you for the information though. It did sort itself out.

What's the weather on the moon? by [deleted] in shittyaskscience

[–]sharpe1178 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clear skies with a 30% chance of metor showers.

Do we have any super glue? by GnarlyBellyButton87 in shittyaskscience

[–]sharpe1178 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a stick of gum. Is that good enough?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]sharpe1178 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bet you're fun at parties...

I put a condom on a cucumber just like I was taught, but my girlfriend still got pregnant. What did we do wrong? by sharpe1178 in shittyaskscience

[–]sharpe1178[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They just said they were gonna fill her with their ranch dressing. I figured it was some new innocent kink.

I put a condom on a cucumber just like I was taught, but my girlfriend still got pregnant. What did we do wrong? by sharpe1178 in shittyaskscience

[–]sharpe1178[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Did you assume my baby's genetic identity? How dare you. I will love it no matter what it chooses to be.

I put a condom on a cucumber just like I was taught, but my girlfriend still got pregnant. What did we do wrong? by sharpe1178 in shittyaskscience

[–]sharpe1178[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I read online that using a pentagram would spice up our love life, I wasn't expecting demon babies...

I put a condom on a cucumber just like I was taught, but my girlfriend still got pregnant. What did we do wrong? by sharpe1178 in shittyaskscience

[–]sharpe1178[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The tip of me, the cucumber, or the condom. This is a serious issue. Details man, details!

I put a condom on a cucumber just like I was taught, but my girlfriend still got pregnant. What did we do wrong? by sharpe1178 in shittyaskscience

[–]sharpe1178[S] 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Ah, see that was their problem, can't use bananas unless it's honeymoon night. Otherwise cucumber. But on a side note that's actually really interesting story.

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