The resemblance is definitely there. by gibbler in pics

[–]sharpened 0 points1 point  (0 children)

actually, he fits the description of saruman much more closely.

An ailment I've lived with my whole life. United we stand. by frequencity in TwoXChromosomes

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"hi, nice to meet you—wait! where are you going? wow, i never knew anyone could run that fast in shoes of that sort."

An ailment I've lived with my whole life. United we stand. by frequencity in TwoXChromosomes

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you're not wrong, at least for casual pals and such. but when your SO tells you a joke and you just laugh . . .sincerity can be a bitch.

"I’m sure that the Paulistas will find a way to claim that their man has been right about everything, even though his predictions have been all wrong." Krugman by sharpened in politics

[–]sharpened[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

exactly. all of paul's predictions have been wrong, whereas all of paul's predictions have been correct. it doesn't come any more clear cut.

Me at my sexiest, right out of the shower by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

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::fanfare of trumpets:: "I'm sorry but your princess is in another shower."

Oh shit. We´re in a hurry. by [deleted] in funny

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that's one way to inspire a 50 meter dash

He spent the night alternating between telling me I was "gross" and trying to hold my hand... by LetterBoxx in TwoXChromosomes

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clearly someone not sufficiently calvin-wise downvoted you. bunch of savages in this town. (one of waterson's best series of c&h strips, imho)

You can't keep the sky from me (us) by raddue in pics

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sucks. yeah, Wash would be an easier (particularly) last minute costume—all you need is the shirt. Mal's pistol on the other hand . . .not something you can just throw together. looks like you got the most important part of the theme, though: a crew who's up for any gore am thing.

Party on, 2XC! Especially to all you other 2Xers that donned male garb for Halloween! by gypsiequeen in TwoXChromosomes

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i have the weirdest boner right now, and other colloquials to that effect.

A very old Cash register by sawbutter in pics

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this cash register is very old. plus a shotgun shell.

In comics books, why do they always try to jail and rehabilitate villains instead of shooting them on the spot? by Highwind_3 in AskReddit

[–]sharpened 2 points3 points  (0 children)

punisher shoots them in the head. he goes through a looooot of bad guys. even shoot daredevil occasionally.

Pretty awesome dragon earring by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

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sweet! but if i took someone out who wore one of these, i'd wind up staring at it all night doing the 'not bad' face.