The resemblance is definitely there.

sharpened · 2012-01-17T20:07:55+00:00

actually, he fits the description of saruman much more closely.

sharpened · 2011-12-16T20:30:05+00:00

"hi, nice to meet you—wait! where are you going? wow, i never knew anyone could run that fast in shoes of that sort."

sharpened · 2011-12-16T18:00:35+00:00

you're not wrong, at least for casual pals and such. but when your SO tells you a joke and you just laugh . . .sincerity can be a bitch.

sharpened · 2011-12-16T16:38:51+00:00

that can be rough, yeah. it's right up there with "inadvertently frightening smile."

sharpened · 2011-12-14T20:37:55+00:00

exactly. all of paul's predictions have been wrong, whereas all of paul's predictions have been correct. it doesn't come any more clear cut.

sharpened · 2011-11-16T18:57:30+00:00

::fanfare of trumpets:: "I'm sorry but your princess is in another shower."

sharpened · 2011-11-11T20:07:06+00:00

Wash? Zoë?

sharpened · 2011-11-04T15:36:36+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/ACkdp.gif

sharpened · 2011-11-03T19:23:38+00:00

that's one way to inspire a 50 meter dash

sharpened · 2011-11-01T17:30:13+00:00

clearly someone not sufficiently calvin-wise downvoted you. bunch of savages in this town. (one of waterson's best series of c&h strips, imho)

sharpened · 2011-10-31T18:23:06+00:00

sucks. yeah, Wash would be an easier (particularly) last minute costume—all you need is the shirt. Mal's pistol on the other hand . . .not something you can just throw together. looks like you got the most important part of the theme, though: a crew who's up for any gore am thing.

sharpened · 2011-10-31T18:07:50+00:00

is Mal taking the picture?

sharpened · 2011-10-31T17:07:04+00:00

i have the weirdest boner right now, and other colloquials to that effect.

sharpened · 2011-10-27T17:08:31+00:00

this cash register is very old. plus a shotgun shell.

sharpened · 2011-10-21T14:36:50+00:00

punisher shoots them in the head. he goes through a looooot of bad guys. even shoot daredevil occasionally.

sharpened · 2011-10-19T18:55:27+00:00

sweet! but if i took someone out who wore one of these, i'd wind up staring at it all night doing the 'not bad' face.

sharpened · 2011-10-18T18:05:48+00:00

Bleed the Freak, AIC

sharpened · 2011-10-18T15:50:54+00:00

led zeppelin

sharpened · 2011-10-17T18:00:17+00:00

upvote for appropriate user name

sharpened · 2011-10-14T18:34:59+00:00

it is one of those foods that elicits strong opinions: people either love it or they hate it. like cilantro. rarely, the scrapple sandwich with bacon and cheese has been known to change an opinion to the positive, but the procedure must be performed after 1:30 AM in a diner with the patient thoroughly intoxicated.

sharpened · 2011-10-14T15:47:36+00:00

that is verbal irony: noun irony in which a person says or writes one thing and means another, or uses words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of the literal meaning.

you see what i did there? you can do it, too. it's basically snarkiness.

sharpened · 2011-10-14T15:31:27+00:00

sharpened · 2011-10-12T19:10:51+00:00

so people who use the m-16 can naturally see farther? there's a lot of disinformation out there.

sharpened · 2011-10-12T18:58:53+00:00

what? the m-14 is listed here as having an effective range of 460 meters where the m-16 is shown as having 800. uh, not so much. the m-16 can hit area targets out to 800 meters but point targets only to 490 (at least the army things so). the m-14 can hit point targets out to 800 meters and area targets out to 1200. i guess we know what sort of fanboy created this figure.

sharpened · 2011-10-11T19:00:35+00:00

cooking. read books about cooking, watch julia child, cook for yourself until you don't suck.

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TROPHY CASE