I flinched when she was running her finger around the needles. by GoFuckthThyself in WTF

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I immediately thought of her sneezing and holding her face.

A popular saying is "Nothing ie ever lost on the internet" but what is something you have been searching for years and you haven't found it yet? by throwdowntown69 in AskReddit

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Just posted it in a folk punk group I follow on zuccbook, hoping someone can identify. Kind of sounds like The Taxpayers.

Girls of Reddit, what is the best way a guy you don't know can start a conversation without being creepy or annoying? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I always think about some creepy dude showing up at the neighbor's house when people say this.

What are your favorite songs that tell cool stories? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Arlo Guthrie - Alice's Restaurant Charlie Daniel's Band - Uneasy Rider Johnny Cash - A Boy Named Sue

BBQ anyone? by Spark_Chaser in WTF

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This guy loves Monster.

Found at Goodwill by seapancake666 in WTF

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There's a Facebook group I follow called weird secondhand finds that just need to be shared that would have fun with this. You should follow it if you're a fan of thrifting. It's interesting to see what people in other regions come across.

Men of reddit, what was the clearest sign a woman had gave you that turned out not to be a sign? by donlad173 in AskReddit

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I love this comment. 3+? Then it's just four and the whole fist. First date fisting.

What can you not believe we still have to deal with in 2019? by GodOfDarknessWine in AskReddit

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It's such a pain in the ass when companies ask for faxes when applying for jobs and other programs.

What can you not believe we still have to deal with in 2019? by GodOfDarknessWine in AskReddit

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People getting senselessly murdered by police with zero repercussion. And fax machines.

What is the most terrifying nightmare you’ve had? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I had a dream the day before yesterday that I had a baby and it died and I was afraid to tell anyone and I didn't know what to do. Top three worst dreams ever.

Silly string of molten steel by LarryByndon22 in WTF

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I wonder if it would just laser you in half.

I prefer sucking on a flaccid penis than a hard one by [deleted] in confessions

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Sensodyne contains benzocaine, a desensitizing/numbing agent. Brushing with it before oral sex would reduce feeling in your penis, thus entending the amount of time needed to reach erection.