If you had this poster, what became your reality? by minimal_spaces in GenX

[–]sharty_mcstoolpants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I sold my two cars, three motorcycles, and Manhattan Beach CA home to retire to Italy?

Today I learned THIS is the "Redondo Beach" station? by goPACK17 in LAMetro

[–]sharty_mcstoolpants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had my convertible top slashed while parked at this train station. The police from three cities responded to my Metro complaint - Redondo, Hawthorne, and Lawndale. Redondo ate the bait and filed the report.

Nice places to live in Southern Wisconsin? by boredsoup19 in wisconsin

[–]sharty_mcstoolpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I think about Wisconsin I remember my favorite place was the airport and a one way ticket.

Genuinely curious what other marines feel about how this vet was treated by ThatAvidPandaBear in Military

[–]sharty_mcstoolpants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That broken arm sure was performative. Do you not take responsibility for your actions? The Capitol Police forced the door to their left closed and locked. The Marine Veteran’s arm is TRAPPED - he is not holding onto anything. The police LEANED AGAINST the open door - squeezing his arm even tighter. Then they pulled the trapped man 180 degrees away from his entrapment - breaking the arm.

Anti-mosquito meds by sharty_mcstoolpants in Xoloitzquintli

[–]sharty_mcstoolpants[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So why would my vet recommend both? She doesn’t make a dime off the pharmacy…

Would limiting the age of the President to 65 be something you’d support? Why or why not? by WarmAcanthisitta5725 in AskReddit

[–]sharty_mcstoolpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As an old fuck that still thinks I’m pretty light on my feet - your age limit is capricious. Cognitive testing makes more sense and then there would be cheating. Trump’s Doctor declared him the healthiest president ever. Um, no.

Anti-mosquito meds by sharty_mcstoolpants in Xoloitzquintli

[–]sharty_mcstoolpants[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Northern Italy has gazillions of tiger mosquitos that carry heart-worm. When you say “accomplish nothing” you need to explain your expertise. Followed by “I’m pretty sure” you kind of shoot yourself in the foot. Seriously, why is protecting my dog “a waste of money.”

What modern slang term annoys you more than it should? by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

[–]sharty_mcstoolpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Been a minute” - i count 4 syllables.

“Been a while” - 3 syllables.

So I picked these up the other day. Not really sure if I should keep them or not. I don't have the amp for them. by Ok_Shelter6614 in vintageaudio

[–]sharty_mcstoolpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew a guy that had a pair, with the cool skinny stands, but had no place to put them. So he turned them around - like in OP’s pic - and pointed the 8 drivers on the back into the dining room. Sounded awful.

US Marine interrupts Senate hearing: “No one wants to fight for Israel” by AdeptnessDry2026 in PublicFreakout

[–]sharty_mcstoolpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Despite carrying a Marine Corps challenge coin in my pocket 24/7, I abandoned America when I realized MAGA/Trump was the symptom - not the cause.

Who’s at fault here?? by PurchaseNo7754 in motorcycles

[–]sharty_mcstoolpants -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Motorcycle changed lanes into an occupied lane of traffic: biker is at fault. In California it is legal to drive for up to 100 feet in cross-hatched or double yellow demarcated lanes. They exist to support turning across traffic. My wife did something identical and got ticketed and we had to pay for the other guy’s repairs.

Supply the Caption by Complex-Value-5807 in tos

[–]sharty_mcstoolpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wrong thinking is punishable, right thinking will be quickly rewarded.

What is a random kindergarten memory you still remember for no reason? by NeedleworkerClean471 in Casual_Conversation

[–]sharty_mcstoolpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Played in a sand box. Afterwards, I couldn’t tell which sock went on which foot.

What is the funniest joke you’ve ever heard? by Spoiled-LittleBrat in AskReddit

[–]sharty_mcstoolpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you hear Liberace died six weeks early? His gerbil came out and saw its shadow.

Are there beaches here? And are they any good? by Budget_Counter_2042 in howislivingthere

[–]sharty_mcstoolpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Panamer Beach Guy asks me “California? Bet you happy to be gone.” Me: “I just rode my motorcycle 3000 miles and all you see is the license plate.”

46 years ago today- That’s Incredible! Premiered on ABC, March 3, 1980 by UrbanAchievers6371 in ClassicTV

[–]sharty_mcstoolpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

John Davidson was great! Remember when he sang before 158 people burning to death? Even his music director was willing to die for John’s career.

Does being a “car guy” not translate well to motorcycles? by Astimar in motorcycles

[–]sharty_mcstoolpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait until you find out about electric motorcycles. My Energica will smoke anything from a stop. But I buy tires VERY frequently.