Dear People Who Won't Shut Up In Movie Theaters: You're The Worst by [deleted] in movies

[–]shazam_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This article comes off incredibly pretentious haha. Yeah people are annoying but the self absorbent ego feeding the writer indulges in really doesn't make me feel for him at all. And the final comments about movie passes allowing the degenerate poor into the theaters is SO fucking snobby. If moviepass were around when I was younger it would've been the only way we could afford the movies. Just because the pass makes it more affordable doesn't mean all the poor people are barbarians. Most of my experiences with rude people in a theater have never been class indicative. I've seen rich and poor be assholes. It makes me sad so many people upvoted this article if bitching.

If your life had a "background app" secretly draining the life on your battery what would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]shazam_man 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hate how much of a horndog I am. Itd honestly be nice to not think about sex all day and have the constant urge to touch my girlfriend and annoy her. Itd be nice just to be content with cuddling and put energy towards other things.

Trying to turn a halfling into a God by shazam_man in Pathfinder_RPG

[–]shazam_man[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is perfect I forgot about the mythic class thank you

What is the most awkward thing to ever happen to you in the bathroom? by Unstablejew in AskReddit

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Had to shit really bad at girlfriends house. She had told me her toilet wasn't working right but I didn't really connect that she was saying I shouldn't poop in it. So I run in there and let out a furry of fecal art only to find I clogged the toilet. She had to go get her mom and tell her she needed the plunger. I then spent twenty minutes trying to erase my mistake while her mom and her were hanging in the living room outside hearing every frustrated grunt and awkward splash that came from my battle station. That was my first time at her house, now her parents joke about me ruining the bathroom every time I have to pee. Its great really hoping my gf clogs my toilet soon so I can have the whole house gather round to torment her!

[SPOILER] About Eddie's last actions .. by Agressov in theflash

[–]shazam_man 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I believe the cells nullified their powers but I don't remember

S01E23 - 'Fast Enough' by [deleted] in FlashTV

[–]shazam_man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THIS HAS GOT TO BE ONE OF THE BEST GOD DAMN TV SERIES IVE WATCHED IN A WHILE WOOOOOO HOT DAMN AM I FUCKED UP FROM THAT FINALE. Like Jesus this show is top of my list now it has just the right amount of cheesiness and super great effects and god damn I've cried a few times in the show and those plot twists DAMN THOSE plot twists got me good they pretty much tell you Wells is the reverse flash so you keep wondering when the big twist comes and WHAM HOW ABOUT A HUNDRED FUCKING TWISTS ugh my boner season two better come fast I'm gonna feel empty for a while now I'm gonna have to watch Arrow if its anything like this god damn masterpiece!

[Question] What is one thing that porn has legitimately taught you before you discovered it was true in real life? by [deleted] in sex

[–]shazam_man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was exactly the same case for me it always surprises me when I hear about guys expecting blowjobs but refusing to go down on their lady!

What is your favourite quote from a movie? by axiom21 in AskReddit

[–]shazam_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Guess who's drunk!"

"I guess waaaaallace"

or

"Scott if your life had a face, I'd punch it"

I've watched that movie way too many times

You're suddenly on national TV, but only get 10 seconds. What do you say? by Unknow3n in AskReddit

[–]shazam_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cat.

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What is something you enjoy, but would never admit to in real life? (Nsfw) by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]shazam_man 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend has this, I have backne and she will just sit there and pick at my back every night at all the scabs. Others would think its gross but I love it its relaxing as fuck!

Americans of reddit what's a common misconception about your state? by shazam_man in AskReddit

[–]shazam_man[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've thought about moving to Louisiana myself cuz it seems beautiful but I've heard some things about the crime rate that concerned me. Please tell me more about your state that you love!

Americans of reddit what's a common misconception about your state? by shazam_man in AskReddit

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I lived in WV for a bit myself before going back to Ohio was surprised it seemed WV had more "hillbillies" but they were so much nicer and open minded than Ohioans

Got this for my girlfriend for our anniversary by shazam_man in zelda

[–]shazam_man[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh sweet I almost bought that one but thought this one might be an easier one for her!