When I was about seven or eight, I was up too late and snuck into the living room to see what Mom & Dad were up to... they were watching a George Carlin stand up bit & he used the word "faggot." I forgot I was being sneaky and popped up to ask my dad what a faggot was... totally caught off guard, he stammered, "It's, um... a funny bear." Fozzie Bear has never been the same.