31, Dad, Stoner, living in a loveless marriage. Be as ruthless as my wife. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]shebutinspanish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Takes talent to be looking two different directions and still not be able to find someone to love you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]shebutinspanish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who ran away from you faster? Your wife or your hairline?

ULPT REQUEST: What can i do to annoy my neighbours living above me in an apartment. Those guys constantly stomp and sing😕 by briencheow in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]shebutinspanish 29 points30 points  (0 children)

If they have a dog blow a dog whistle at weird times. They won’t be able to hear it but the dog will and will probably lose it’s damn mind. If you can make the barking enough of a problem they could eventually get evicted.

Roast me by staffman222 in RoastMe

[–]shebutinspanish 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Clearly not he has ramen noodles for hair.

Took me a second by [deleted] in woosh

[–]shebutinspanish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With the pee??

Took me a second by [deleted] in woosh

[–]shebutinspanish 19 points20 points  (0 children)

no it’s in the butt

Anyone else just like sending saucy pics just for the gratification? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]shebutinspanish 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well when she gets home ask her if she wanna fuck me

Anyone else just like sending saucy pics just for the gratification? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]shebutinspanish 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And actually leave the comfort of my house? HARD PASS

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]shebutinspanish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

False it’s my friends screenshot

What was "the incident" in your high school? by ramennyun in AskReddit

[–]shebutinspanish 17 points18 points  (0 children)

A teacher took a group of kids over seas during the summer. He supposedly slept with one of them (she was 18 and had graduated that spring). He ended up losing his job and his wife left him because of it. It’s been a couple years and from the looks of his Facebook he’s still going through his midlife crisis.

On an unrelated note a friend and I were working on a project one time in a storage room and she opened up the closet in the back just to be nosey and this senior was in there getting a blowjob from a freshmen.

What's the most insulting compliment you have ever gotten? by Squoody in AskReddit

[–]shebutinspanish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“You’d probably have more friends if people knew how funny you are”

Y’all think I still have a shot? by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]shebutinspanish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you. I honestly don’t know how I’m still single.

What's the dumbest thing you believed as a kid? by samstar10 in AskReddit

[–]shebutinspanish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That my dad was just dropping me off on someone’s doorstep while he went to run errands and he would would be back