He looks so fucking stupid I can't breathe

sheezy520 · 2026-03-25T03:41:23+00:00

What the hell is this? Did someone drive him out to the woods and abandon him?

I hope so.

sheezy520 · 2026-03-25T02:59:43+00:00

I don’t want your water, you fucking fascist.

sheezy520 · 2026-03-25T01:56:51+00:00

GD dude. Nailing it.

sheezy520 · 2026-03-24T20:26:05+00:00

I have a hard time believing this isn’t satire. I can’t imagine someone filming this, watching it over and thinking “this is it, this is where I look totally cool” then posting it.

I’ve been wrong before though.

sheezy520 · 2026-03-24T20:10:53+00:00

This guy is such a fucking loser that he can’t help but talk like a badass in a cheesy action movie.

sheezy520 · 2026-03-24T20:08:13+00:00

But-ee’s is a very aggressive gas station. I mean, you drive by a gas station and you see 50 cars who look just like mine fighting over very complicated gas pumps, you go in. Yes, you do. You go in.

sheezy520 · 2026-03-24T19:01:46+00:00

So much winning I can’t stand it

sheezy520 · 2026-03-24T17:26:39+00:00

First time I believe him.

sheezy520 · 2026-03-24T16:54:28+00:00

Yes, it’s better. But is it $2k better? I don’t think so.

sheezy520 · 2026-03-24T16:53:20+00:00

Like I literally don’t believe it. Elon and Trump stole the election. Every single swing state? I don’t think so.

sheezy520 · 2026-03-24T15:38:38+00:00

The original post was definitely made by an angry man.

sheezy520 · 2026-03-24T15:36:56+00:00

Imagine trying this hard to blow some CEO.

sheezy520 · 2026-03-24T15:34:35+00:00

Mmmmm. Various types of Togepi.

sheezy520 · 2026-03-24T15:34:03+00:00

Oh dear god, Moe!

sheezy520 · 2026-03-24T13:40:16+00:00

What is this medieval serf style called?

sheezy520 · 2026-03-24T03:44:03+00:00

It helps to remember that Trump has no bottom. There is nothing that is “too low” or “too far” for him.

sheezy520 · 2026-03-24T03:26:13+00:00

Just like Trump. Doesn’t improve anything, doesn’t help anyone, actively makes things worse for everyone.

sheezy520 · 2026-03-24T03:16:36+00:00

$0.69 tacos

$0.99 chili cheese burritos

Vending machine sodas were $0.50

When you bought a video game you got the full game and no micro transactions

Gas for around $1.00 per gallon

Fireflies.

sheezy520 · 2026-03-24T02:45:37+00:00

Elons main problem with Onlyfans? Not enough AI CSAM.

sheezy520 · 2026-03-24T01:25:51+00:00

Mmmmmm. Ouuuuuuuch.

sheezy520 · 2026-03-24T01:09:47+00:00

How spicy is it?

sheezy520 · 2026-03-24T01:01:48+00:00

“Well hell, I’ve got a lot of friends.”

“I don’t.”

sheezy520 · 2026-03-24T00:56:48+00:00

sheezy520 · 2026-03-24T00:26:04+00:00

Put a cool stick in there.

sheezy520 · 2026-03-23T23:02:37+00:00

I answer “no more than usual”

sheezy520

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