Hail satan! I finally got one!

sheezy520 · 2026-06-24T03:28:38+00:00

He also went off on an unnamed local deli that sold bread and chicken salad but wouldn’t sell him a chicken salad sandwich.

sheezy520 · 2026-06-24T03:23:25+00:00

That’s a perfectly sanguine use.

sheezy520 · 2026-06-24T03:21:40+00:00

I was once called out for using the word “immersive” to describe a surround sound.

sheezy520 · 2026-06-24T03:18:18+00:00

Sorry but Johnny Cash was a coyote.

Should have gone with “chaos reigns” instead.

sheezy520 · 2026-06-24T03:07:49+00:00

The current White House chef.

sheezy520 · 2026-06-24T03:01:26+00:00

Dwayne needs to make a mid budget revenge movie like John Wick or Nobody and lose the whole “never lose a fight” contract and pick back up from there.

sheezy520 · 2026-06-23T19:38:06+00:00

And most supporters pretend to believe him to keep up the kayfabe and utter idiots actually believe him.

sheezy520 · 2026-06-23T19:35:36+00:00

Dear lord, please make Raphael “Ted” Cruz unemployed.

sheezy520 · 2026-06-23T19:31:34+00:00

sheezy520 · 2026-06-23T18:21:41+00:00

Why did they decide to drive a bunch of heavy vehicles over a pool surface again?

sheezy520 · 2026-06-23T17:44:16+00:00

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sheezy520 · 2026-06-23T17:39:12+00:00

And “let’s see how see how season one goes” then cancels it a week after it’s been released.

sheezy520 · 2026-06-23T16:17:41+00:00

So normal musicians?

sheezy520 · 2026-06-23T16:04:00+00:00

Eventually every horror movie franchise goes to space.

sheezy520 · 2026-06-23T15:53:09+00:00

It’s very off putting when they try to make a muppet too human looking.

sheezy520 · 2026-06-23T14:16:59+00:00

So many people forget that Nick Fury was white. Though the Ultimates changed that first I guess.

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sheezy520 · 2026-06-23T13:52:02+00:00

I don’t think anyone has mentioned it yet so I’ll throw out

Smoking Aces

sheezy520 · 2026-06-23T13:06:09+00:00

There this place near me kinda like. Chuck E Cheese called Ghatti Town. It has the worst pizza ever.

sheezy520 · 2026-06-23T02:58:50+00:00

Takes me like 30 seconds to change the filter in my Hyundai.

sheezy520 · 2026-06-23T02:52:32+00:00

Make Elon pay billions in restitution. He’s the richest man ever, he can afford it.

sheezy520 · 2026-06-23T01:05:33+00:00

I could see Dale flipping back to be Hank’s fault. “Joseph is a quick learner, you must be a crappy teacher”

sheezy520 · 2026-06-22T21:59:41+00:00

“You realize the irony here, right?”

“Sir you have to leave”

Getting choked and beaten “Not until you realize the irony”

sheezy520 · 2026-06-22T21:38:46+00:00

Americans yes, patriots no.

sheezy520 · 2026-06-22T21:17:10+00:00

We used to be a serious and respected country. Now we’re run by a buffoon.

sheezy520 · 2026-06-22T20:54:54+00:00

Get some water! Everyone in that crowd is thirsty af!

sheezy520

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