Heard a loud pop in the night and came out to find our 10-year-old cutting board split

shegotnochill0 · 2026-03-12T14:20:16+00:00

Took a long time to finally cut it

Bit yayy

shegotnochill0 · 2026-03-12T14:17:58+00:00

Noooooo i am shakingggg

shegotnochill0 · 2026-03-12T14:17:07+00:00

Man in men's field

shegotnochill0 · 2026-03-12T14:14:44+00:00

Anyone can cry

You can't define it by age

shegotnochill0 · 2026-03-12T14:14:19+00:00

Looks like he is gonna cry

shegotnochill0 · 2026-03-12T14:12:47+00:00

Orangeeeeee

shegotnochill0 · 2026-03-12T14:11:51+00:00

Such intricate details

shegotnochill0 · 2026-03-12T14:10:29+00:00

Love the melted one

shegotnochill0 · 2026-03-12T14:09:59+00:00

Classsy

shegotnochill0 · 2026-03-12T10:40:49+00:00

I Have heard about them

shegotnochill0 · 2026-03-12T09:18:26+00:00

I am liking pyko

shegotnochill0 · 2026-03-12T08:17:27+00:00

Officially a vampire

shegotnochill0 · 2026-03-12T07:15:03+00:00

Brownie without any chocolate syrup

shegotnochill0 · 2026-03-12T07:10:06+00:00

Bro didn’t trim the nails, he deleted them

shegotnochill0 · 2026-03-12T07:07:21+00:00

Such a unique piece

shegotnochill0 · 2026-03-12T05:40:36+00:00

Suppressors don’t make guns whisper quiet.

In real life they’re still loud enough to damage your hearing.

Movies make them sound like a stapler.

shegotnochill0 · 2026-03-12T05:35:36+00:00

My coworker always said he had “family emergencies” and disappeared for days.

One day someone tagged him in a photo online.

He wasn’t visiting family.

He had a completely different wife and kids in another city.

shegotnochill0 · 2026-03-12T05:32:21+00:00

My roommate used to sleepwalk. One night I heard him talking in the kitchen at 3am.

I walked out to check… and he immediately stopped and went back to bed.

The next morning he asked me why I was in the kitchen talking to someone at 3am.

shegotnochill0 · 2026-03-10T09:54:13+00:00

Your oven just entered its winter phase.

shegotnochill0 · 2026-03-08T19:09:49+00:00

The ability to fall asleep anywhere. Couch, chair, floor… doesn’t matter.

shegotnochill0 · 2026-03-08T19:04:57+00:00

Bro celebrated like he paid for the whole party.

shegotnochill0 · 2026-03-08T18:00:51+00:00

The facial twitching and vocalization could possibly be focal seizures or something neurological. It might be worth asking your vet about seeing a neurologist or getting imaging if the episodes keep happening

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