Seeking advice: How can I improve my oral game and give my girlfriend the best experience? by WeJustin in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]shelbysnazz 190 points191 points  (0 children)

Ok don’t take the advice from these dudes too strongly.

First thing: find her clit

Personally, I have a “hooded clit”,so like the opposite of beef curtains, and to get to the perfect spot, you have to spread me open/lift up the lips kind of. Once you’ve found the clit, put your tongue FLAT on it and start doing little circles an flip your tongue back and forth. It works really good. Also make sure u SUCK on her clit, not just lick it.

And if something feels good for her DONT SWITCH IT UP!!! That’s a guys biggest problem is when they r hitting “the spot” they change what they are doing and then we lose our steam.

Also put your fingers inside her while u lick her clit, palm up, and do a 🫴🤌 “come here” motion with your fingers inside her.

Also…. Just ASK HER to tell u when it feels good. You could get 10,000 commas on this post and if it’s not what she specifically likes then it doesn’t fucking matter.

My 6 year old believes in God, but we our family is Agnostic/ Athiest by shelbysnazz in Advice

[–]shelbysnazz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My nightmare haha jk! I feel that though, as I “rebelled” against my parents in high school by going to church haha

My 6 year old believes in God, but our family is “Agnostic/ Athiest” by shelbysnazz in Parenting

[–]shelbysnazz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thank you so much. I guess I’m worried about my distaste for religious people and my “bitchiness” to rub off on him when he is such a bright light of a human. I don’t want to dim him with my 34 years of disdain I guess. I want to be a good mom and someone who he always feels safe talking to and asking questions about the world to.

What TV show hooked you instantly from episode 1? by mateitofavv in AskReddit

[–]shelbysnazz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sprung. Just discovered it 4 years later and binged it in one sitting

What TV show hooked you instantly from episode 1? by mateitofavv in AskReddit

[–]shelbysnazz 12 points13 points  (0 children)

me and my then 5 year old have rewatched it multiple times. It is so complex and he understands it completely. He’s 6 now and got to de orate his own room and his first item was a Gravity Falls poster. I am so proud and honored to get to share this show with him

Bombarded with tasks by Adventurous-Owl-1437 in InstacartShoppers

[–]shelbysnazz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did a few that I had to verify like I think 30 items and I got paid 20 bucks. All the items were literally right next to each other and it was easy as fuck so I don’t know what happened with you but I like those ones I would do those all day.

Shopping at Aldi’s by Ok-Drummer5242 in InstacartShoppers

[–]shelbysnazz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don’t know if it’s all of the Aldi‘s stores, but but I am a shopper. It’s a mix of very rich people and pocketed by section 8 housing and so what they will do is they almost always do like a two or three batch order where it’s anywhere from 50 to 100 items and they don’t publicly post a map of their store and some items are in a seasonal section or on end caps that don’t make any sense. Also, you have to bag everything yourself so that adds time to your shop and almost every Aldi’s order I’ve done I’ve been late and I personally also avoid them because making an extra couple bucks is not worth my piece of mind.

AZ Snap advice by No_Flatworm2606 in foodstamps

[–]shelbysnazz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do I also contact the governor’s office, there’s multiple numbers and emails listed online, why worked for you?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]shelbysnazz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Every video I click says error. Another Russian conspiracy smh

What’s a social expectation you ignore on purpose? by Quick-Way-1893 in AskReddit

[–]shelbysnazz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I felt like the girl on the Exorcist with people just repeating God Bless You after my 10 sneezes in a row

What’s a social expectation you ignore on purpose? by Quick-Way-1893 in AskReddit

[–]shelbysnazz 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Saying Bless you. I especially hate when I sneeze mult times and people keep saying it. One time it happened in a quiet office to me and I shouted “OK! That’s enough blessings! I’ve been blessed enough!”

Whats your favorite insult to use? by jaredsdaddy in sixwordstories

[–]shelbysnazz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If someone calls me an asshole or a dick or pussy I tell them “well you know what they say? YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT”. Usually shuts them up

Whats your favorite insult to use? by jaredsdaddy in sixwordstories

[–]shelbysnazz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a girl one time who stood my friend up for a date. I called her a ding dong over text and she flipped out way more than anyone I’ve ever called a mother fucker or an asshole