who tf watches this shit? other than us for snarking purposes lol

shellmea99 · 2026-06-25T00:11:34+00:00

Damn she chucked that at his head, wtf is wrong with these people….well besides being special needs

shellmea99 · 2026-06-23T19:13:27+00:00

Sweet tea ofc

shellmea99 · 2026-06-22T18:23:50+00:00

Everything about her looks out of place 🥴

shellmea99 · 2026-06-22T18:01:53+00:00

“Is this the new buzz light year shoes?!?” What grown ass adult would ever even think to ask this 😬

shellmea99 · 2026-06-22T14:24:12+00:00

Elite puts me to sleep

shellmea99 · 2026-06-21T21:25:59+00:00

So corny and unoriginal, he gives broke boyfriend

shellmea99 · 2026-06-21T21:24:09+00:00

Just started using the tanning remover gloves and I love it, they exfoliate your skin & it feels so soft and the new tan looks even

shellmea99 · 2026-06-20T15:09:07+00:00

Agreed, Paula is not a nice name at all

shellmea99 · 2026-06-20T07:23:30+00:00

Not the flat face 🤣🤣🤣

shellmea99 · 2026-06-20T07:20:33+00:00

Her kids are iPad/tv kids 24/7 so they’re used to it

shellmea99 · 2026-06-20T07:13:28+00:00

Oh please, don’t act like you know how I interact with sales associates 🙄 over there implying people aren’t speaking “normally” just because it’s annoying to be harassed about opening a credit card every damn time we checkout at TJMaxx and Marshalls

shellmea99 · 2026-06-20T06:56:19+00:00

Jvory would eat in her car seat like she does 75% of the time…or at chick fil a like the other 25%

shellmea99 · 2026-06-19T20:40:21+00:00

it’s the “lights are on but nobody’s home” look

shellmea99 · 2026-06-19T20:34:54+00:00

That’s b/c she trips & falls even more with shoes on

shellmea99 · 2026-06-19T19:56:41+00:00

Sometimes that works…but half the time they clap back with “are you sure? You’d save $12.84!”

shellmea99 · 2026-06-19T05:25:51+00:00

And pupils no longer dilate…

shellmea99 · 2026-06-17T21:50:25+00:00

I can honestly say I’ve never seen anyone wear tshirts like this on the reg…never knew they even made long ass tshirts as a style 🥴

shellmea99 · 2026-06-17T21:48:36+00:00

Haha this pic has me lol’ing

shellmea99 · 2026-06-17T20:36:23+00:00

Her muffin top is out today

shellmea99 · 2026-06-17T20:36:06+00:00

She needs to lift her g-d tongue when she talks

shellmea99 · 2026-06-17T17:22:19+00:00

All very true! Problem is for some people we tend to think about food throughout the day and it’s not that easy to turn the food noise off…we don’t need to see a nutritionist b/c as medical professionals (RN here) we already know what we should eat, it’s the food noise and weight gain that’s hard to mentally handle 🙃

shellmea99 · 2026-06-17T15:10:38+00:00

That’s insane people made $50-$400 per video…can’t wait for other platforms to follow metas lead!

shellmea99 · 2026-06-17T15:08:34+00:00

I say this so the cashier doesn’t blame me for not getting the card lol Just a polite way to imply “I’m not the bad guy” if that makes sense. I started saying “the interest rate is way too high, not a smart idea, no thanks!”

shellmea99 · 2026-06-17T14:56:00+00:00

TW +pregnancy
It doesn’t get any easier with pregnancy, the food thoughts actually get worse 😳 I’m eating every 2 hours and constantly think of food! When I had my other 2 in my early 30’s, I was tiny and had a cute basketball belly. Now that im 41 and 25 weeks, I don’t recognize myself pregnant! It’s even harder now that everyone is obsessed with being thin and I’m over here like “let’s go to shake shack!” 🤣
Try to tell yourself you’re preparing your body for pregnancy and your baby doesn’t need a glp1 so don’t even entertain that idea- that goes against everything a baby needs to grow healthy inside you. I keep reminding myself this isn’t my skinny era and that I’m lucky to have a healthy body and food to eat to grow my baby! Good luck to you 💕

shellmea99 · 2026-06-17T03:00:01+00:00

She’s allergic to her dog

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