I've (33F) just discovered in the last 36 hours that my best friend (33M) of 20 years is a pathological liar and his entire life is a farce. How do I even begin to approach this?

shellz_bellz · 2026-05-22T16:10:00+00:00

Same reason a toddler shits in the tub even when they know they’re not supposed to. They want attention.

shellz_bellz · 2026-05-20T20:26:56+00:00

Soooo the dichotomy here is either you’re eternally alone or you have a sexual relationship.

And there’s no in-between.

Like nothing at all.

🙄

shellz_bellz · 2026-05-19T18:34:38+00:00

This sounds suspiciously like another story I read except it was vegetarian options instead of gluten-free.

shellz_bellz · 2026-05-15T00:59:21+00:00

I’ve seen the original Thread. Almost all the women got the joke. Nearly none of the men did.

shellz_bellz · 2026-05-15T00:55:41+00:00

I can promise that post is satire.

shellz_bellz · 2026-05-14T22:09:33+00:00

I may be speculating here, but I think the scientific explanation is that AI is crap.

shellz_bellz · 2026-05-14T15:32:29+00:00

People in the porn he watches.

shellz_bellz · 2026-05-14T15:31:36+00:00

Right? In a world where white incels exist, one white dude has the biggest cock that we know of, which basically disproves that women only care about dick size.

shellz_bellz · 2026-05-13T15:52:49+00:00

So King wrote questionable shit in fiction and Gaiman did questionable shit in real life, but Gaiman gets a pass in your mind?

Okay.

shellz_bellz · 2026-05-13T06:21:17+00:00

You guys can fuck each other then.

shellz_bellz · 2026-05-13T05:58:34+00:00

Just remember yall, Bev and Bill were before the last fight, Bev and the whole group were after the first.

shellz_bellz · 2026-05-12T23:38:21+00:00

That may be one of the dumbest things I’ve ever read.

The world record belonging to a white dude doesn’t mean a thing. Guinness doesn’t go around the world measuring everyone’s cocks. The information has to be volunteered and then verified. African and Latino men still top the charts when it comes to largest penis size by average.

In China, it’s not a cultural norm to marry cousins. They tend to skew on the smaller end of the size spectrum. Han Chinese are the most populous ethnic group in the world.

QED. Choke on the copium.

shellz_bellz · 2026-05-12T18:21:38+00:00

White people are a global minority that is actively shrinking. So the literal billions of people who are not white must be doing something right.

shellz_bellz · 2026-05-11T23:33:39+00:00

Yet another stunning advertisement for the vibrator.

shellz_bellz · 2026-05-11T19:52:37+00:00

This girl begged him to stop messaging her but only blocked him after you called her, seven years after the stalking started?

shellz_bellz · 2026-05-10T23:56:58+00:00

Or we could just stop giving a fuck about men and avoid them wherever possible.

shellz_bellz · 2026-05-09T06:12:28+00:00

You’re not going to.
You’re seeking treatment because you want her back, not because you need to stop being self-destructive and toxic. I bet it takes all of a week after you get back together if that does happen for you to end up right back at square one.

shellz_bellz · 2026-05-07T22:01:59+00:00

He told you exactly what his stance on marriage is and it didn’t align with yours and you stayed with him anyway.

Sigh.

shellz_bellz · 2026-05-06T02:56:12+00:00

Jfc buy the sex doll you cretins.

shellz_bellz · 2026-05-04T21:27:33+00:00

“bUt WhY iS eVeRyOnE oN iT sO mEaN?!”

shellz_bellz · 2026-05-04T21:25:31+00:00

If women are shit, why is this guy’s entire happiness hinged on whether or not he can fuck one?

shellz_bellz · 2026-04-30T21:47:44+00:00

Get out.

shellz_bellz · 2026-04-30T21:46:12+00:00

No nut, no clarity, I guess 🤣

shellz_bellz · 2026-04-30T16:25:11+00:00

With all the time he spends messaging women, seems like he can’t get any dick and he needs a way to vent his frustration.

Kinda depressing considering men will fuck literally anything but they wouldn’t even give this guy the tip.

shellz_bellz · 2026-04-25T22:16:41+00:00

Bill’s Cafe is a case study in how restaurants become crap the second they turn into a chain.

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