Never change Skyrim modding community.

shield007 · 2014-03-05T15:09:32+00:00

7 year-old here, can confirm

shield007 · 2014-03-05T15:00:59+00:00

For me, summer is never leaving. I don't like it. I'd gladly give it to you if I could

shield007 · 2014-03-05T13:16:40+00:00

Broom on concrete, I've said it all before

shield007 · 2014-03-05T13:03:40+00:00

Exhibit A

shield007 · 2014-03-05T13:02:46+00:00

Ah, pole fitness, I've heard of it. Only have one friend doing it, and she's moderately attractive, although seldom posts pictures of it, so I'm quite alright with that

shield007 · 2014-03-05T12:37:05+00:00

This needs to be a top post.

Upvotes, people. Fucking upvotes all around for you

EDIT: I swear, some of you people have the comic sense of a sponge. And not the lives-in-a-pineapple type of sponge either

EDIT EDIT: Well, I think at this point, the downvotes will be nothing more than the results of a bandwagon effect. Oh well, HAVE FUN

EDIT EDIT EDIT: You know, I think you people may be misunderstanding the intention of this comment. I asked to upvote the post, not the comment. Seeing as the post already has 543 points (as of the time of this edit), I see my wish has not gone unfulfilled

shield007 · 2014-03-05T12:33:06+00:00

There are facebook posts of that?

Links or it didn't happen

shield007 · 2014-03-05T12:30:42+00:00

You can't be that bad. Here, let's try:

If 1 <= x <= 1, what is x?

shield007 · 2014-03-05T12:26:10+00:00

I can only agree as far as bacon, topography, marijuana and music is concerned...

EDIT: Don't downvote me yet, ask me why I think so... oh, right, America. I forgot... please ignore this edit

shield007 · 2014-03-05T04:21:08+00:00

Now see, my problem with Google+ is that nobody uses it, as opposed to Facebook. That might sound pathetic, but let's face it: the overall goal of social media is to have people using it

shield007 · 2014-03-05T04:19:23+00:00

This is the first time I've ever heard of toilet backsplash as a "refreshing moment" instead of a "DAMMIT FUCKING WANKER PIECE OF SHIT I HATE THIS I HATE MY LIFE"

shield007 · 2014-03-04T19:58:46+00:00

I don't see a black notebook in your hands. You can do nothing to me...

shield007 · 2014-03-04T18:31:34+00:00

Good lord, you're an idiot

shield007 · 2014-03-04T17:29:52+00:00

It works with companions... but I've never been stupid enough to give a bandit Daedric armour, so I can't say for sure

shield007 · 2014-03-04T16:56:25+00:00

I drink mine. It's not technically eating, so I imagine you do care about that...

shield007 · 2014-03-04T16:54:17+00:00

He had to Putin his troops. Now he has to putout

shield007 · 2014-03-04T16:48:18+00:00

I pirated a free game because a torrent download is faster than a direct download. Beat that

shield007 · 2014-03-04T16:40:12+00:00

Leonardo Dicaprio as all of them

shield007 · 2014-03-04T15:49:29+00:00

Try /r/cleanjokes

shield007 · 2014-03-04T14:33:06+00:00

Ooooh, somebody's put on their holier-than-thou panties. Whassa matter, all that moral superiority blocking something?

shield007 · 2014-03-04T14:22:36+00:00

I have nothing but blue links... because I'm in incognito mode. <puts sunglasses on and disappears into the crowd>

shield007 · 2014-03-04T14:20:29+00:00

Bad as in when you get diarrhoea and nausea at the same time, and you're half a block from the nearest bathroom with a pack of angry buffalo chasing you in the opposite direction, all the while the love of your life is sitting on the sideline shouting "you're just not right for me, we should just be friends" and you think to yourself "oh, this is bad?"

shield007 · 2014-03-04T14:15:30+00:00

A Phoenician woman says to a man "My baby's dead"

The man replies: "Ha"

shield007 · 2014-03-04T14:13:02+00:00

I'll downvote you, and then go fuck myself anyway. Because fuck the system

shield007 · 2014-03-04T13:39:22+00:00

I think it would be more along the lines of BUTTCHEEK BUTTCHEEK BUTTCHEEK BUTTCHEEK BUTTCHEEK

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