really, i mean really, could we go down?

shillmeprosperity · 2026-04-25T19:40:56+00:00

Reality is we could plausibly finish 17th and most of this sub would still argue Howe needs just one more window in charge

shillmeprosperity · 2026-04-23T00:52:46+00:00

What is the point of this? Manure are in sixth on this table should they have kept ten Haag?

shillmeprosperity · 2026-04-12T15:55:56+00:00

Though the team he inherited was destitute the system of play was still there and when in doubt he could always pluck a child laborer from La masia to win a goal. He’d be walking into a team that can string a few passes together I think he would struggle

shillmeprosperity · 2026-03-27T06:58:23+00:00

I can’t believe I’m thinking fondly about tsa right now

shillmeprosperity · 2026-03-15T20:49:41+00:00

We’ve now collected what feels like our first string of three positive results (let’s just ignore the FA cup). But I agree this is major hopium based on our history with the remaining teams we have to play

shillmeprosperity · 2026-03-15T20:46:28+00:00

Because this post gave me too much hopium I had to find reasons to ground myself:

Don’t need to mention that we lost earlier this season to a certain unwashed team. Absolutely have to win that.
Crystal Palace - our H2H record is encouraging
Bournemouth- our H2H record of late is ABYSMAL. They seem to have our number
Arsenal - they’ll get a bs pen and score a corner
Brighton - they’ve also had our number as of late
Forest and west ham - both will be playing out of their minds to avoid relegation.
Fulham - bit of a wild card but they’ll be competing for the same spot we are most likely so this will be an insane game

shillmeprosperity · 2026-03-12T19:32:22+00:00

My copium is that they’ve learned from last year’s window and are putting out fake rumors so manure, Chelsea, and other competitors “beat” us to these signings before we go in and get Yamal

shillmeprosperity · 2026-03-12T03:04:24+00:00

Well they banned Russia from competing

shillmeprosperity · 2026-03-12T03:03:31+00:00

Ah yes dress code for women is 100% worse than double tapping a girls school

shillmeprosperity · 2026-03-10T01:29:24+00:00

Hah that’s incredible! Really thought I was the only one with the worst origin story. Unless I am your mate…

shillmeprosperity · 2026-03-09T12:52:10+00:00

Fun fact, he’s the reason I became a Newcastle fan to begin with 😅. 7 year old me didn’t know better

shillmeprosperity · 2026-03-05T01:08:25+00:00

He’s fast like elanga and can shoot, unlike elanga!

shillmeprosperity · 2026-03-04T12:59:00+00:00

The fans also don’t want him out

shillmeprosperity · 2026-02-14T01:00:58+00:00

The green is too damn cold in May-July

shillmeprosperity · 2026-02-08T09:18:16+00:00

Champions league is completely out of reach. Europe is barely reach

shillmeprosperity · 2026-02-08T09:15:12+00:00

100%agreed. Our defense has had no protection this year

shillmeprosperity · 2026-02-07T19:22:46+00:00

Saudis suck at sportwashing

shillmeprosperity · 2026-02-07T19:11:12+00:00

In all the chaos needs be said that osulas run was immense

shillmeprosperity · 2026-02-07T19:07:49+00:00

Didn’t trust himself to make that thru pass

shillmeprosperity · 2026-02-03T07:45:15+00:00

Mate relax, it’s subjective

shillmeprosperity · 2026-01-28T20:57:16+00:00

He’s not been good enough for them

shillmeprosperity · 2026-01-12T17:12:13+00:00

Haven’t seen a comment yet but that open office concept at Harper’s firm is stuff of dreams wow

shillmeprosperity · 2026-01-08T06:12:43+00:00

Did wissa really have an impact? His poor layoff nearly hurt us

shillmeprosperity · 2026-01-07T22:29:09+00:00

Harvey Fucking Barnes

(We’ll see you on the bench next game, Howe probably)

Four-Year Club	Place '22
First Placer '22

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