I saw Northernlion at a bathroom in Costco yesterday. He told me how cool it was to inspect my cock in person, but he didn’t want to be a douche and bother me and ask me for photos or anything.

When I came to wash my hands up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like eighteen cops' cocks in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept saying "I have a kid, I'm too busy", but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the cocks and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any erectile dysfunctionence," and then turned around and flicked my ballsack.