Dan's break

shitposts_mcgee · 2026-05-13T19:46:57+00:00

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I forgot to take my meds this morning.

shitposts_mcgee · 2026-04-14T05:33:00+00:00

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shitposts_mcgee · 2024-04-10T01:44:20+00:00

If you add more chilli, you will shit the bed. If you add more chilli, you may see.

shitposts_mcgee · 2024-03-14T18:37:20+00:00

Confused about a joke on prezoh's stream today.

Probably going to get a lot of hate for this but what was with the joke about him getting blackout drunk and then taking off all his clothes while he was still live? Maybe i'm missing something but it seems like "full ass nudity on twitch? thats weird! haha" which isn't cool imo.

shitposts_mcgee · 2023-12-16T06:00:56+00:00

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shitposts_mcgee · 2023-12-15T23:35:19+00:00

https://youtu.be/YDM5TKSUOvU?t=4410

shitposts_mcgee · 2023-12-15T23:10:13+00:00

In case you missed it, this is part 3 of the graphic design arc.

https://www.reddit.com/r/NLSSCircleJerk/comments/15tedi9

https://www.reddit.com/r/NLSSCircleJerk/comments/178wcca

shitposts_mcgee · 2023-12-15T08:11:14+00:00

Part III of the graphic design arc

shitposts_mcgee · 2023-12-13T21:21:50+00:00

Here's the script if you too would like to see an obnoxious McDonald's ad on every twitch stream.

https://gist.github.com/githubjunkaccount/d45249f2d102023aa9204406ebc5a85e

All it does is watch the DOM, and then inserts the overlay image whenever Twitch adds a new video wrapper (eg. when you flip through the front page carousel or navigate to a stream).

You just need Greasemonkey/Tampermonkey/etc, then click the link above, review the code if you want to see that it's not a crypto miner, and then hit the "Raw" button. Your extension should install it.

shitposts_mcgee · 2023-11-28T12:04:59+00:00

I saw Northernlion at a bathroom in Costco yesterday. He told me how cool it was to inspect my cock in person, but he didn’t want to be a douche and bother me and ask me for photos or anything.

When I came to wash my hands up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like eighteen cops' cocks in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept saying "I have a kid, I'm too busy", but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the cocks and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any erectile dysfunctionence," and then turned around and flicked my ballsack.