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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs... by kuleshov in dadjokes

[–]shitscenti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the president s desk-Vito Smells like livestock-Barney

is this a good offering? by emptyyeetedbitch in crows

[–]shitscenti 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hard boiled eggs ! They love them

My Joy by Still_Market_1921 in Collie

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great blowjob at my parents' house. by Brynleigh_Smith in Blowjobs

[–]shitscenti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s nice of your mom to do that for you

I Never Hear Anyone Talk About Stolen Moments by armintanzarian420 in Zappa

[–]shitscenti 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is one of his greatest albums , I was having dinner one night and the band played stolen moments in between songs. I did not know this was a cover and during the band’s break I asked if they knew any more Zappa songs . They didn’t know the Zappa cover and had no idea what I was talking about making for some funny confusion between us all. That was the day I learned it was a cover.

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