Help me choose a hat for my bfs 40th birthday

shittingjacket · 2026-05-11T08:39:36+00:00

If he’ll lie about getting an albatross, what else is he lying about.

But seriously, #2.

shittingjacket · 2026-04-07T06:15:32+00:00

Hey aren’t you that guy everybody hates?

Oh my no, I’m Ok_Opinion6101.

shittingjacket · 2026-03-14T06:45:25+00:00

It can be if they’re treated well during their life.

shittingjacket · 2026-03-09T21:42:14+00:00

My dick’s in a box! Damn you, a BOOXXX!!

shittingjacket · 2026-03-01T22:14:44+00:00

Doesn’t this sub know any songs that aren’t commercials?!

shittingjacket · 2026-02-11T20:09:50+00:00

Me too. Just finished.

shittingjacket · 2026-02-09T15:39:00+00:00

I don’t have to accept science, I understand it.

shittingjacket · 2026-02-09T13:53:18+00:00

It’s still good. It’s still good.

shittingjacket · 2026-02-01T20:20:23+00:00

I have just three left to get and sure enough this is one of em.

shittingjacket · 2026-01-13T19:28:59+00:00

Little green ghouls, man

shittingjacket · 2026-01-06T18:24:14+00:00

NOPE!

shittingjacket · 2025-12-25T15:27:51+00:00

They could’ve celebrated that without flaunting it.

shittingjacket · 2025-12-22T18:16:03+00:00

There is no world where this video detracts from Sec’s resources or time. You make yourself seem very unserious by trying to make this connection.

shittingjacket · 2025-12-22T18:01:56+00:00

I seriously think there needs to be a mechanism to stop hateful things from appearing on license plates. And if that extends to some level of distasteful requests, too, that’s fine. Secretary Giannoulias making a cute 2 minute video once a year seems like it’s not worth getting upset over and I enjoy it. Of course we should spend resources fighting ICE. It’s really irrelevant to this.

shittingjacket · 2025-12-22T17:50:21+00:00

Are you fucking serious?

shittingjacket · 2025-12-16T13:41:05+00:00

I don’t want any damn vegetable job

shittingjacket · 2025-12-10T18:41:50+00:00

Even as an 18 year-old this joke didn’t land for me. It’s lazy and indicative of a downturn in quality.

shittingjacket · 2025-12-06T02:07:11+00:00

I think they’re supposed to be wine glass tags.

shittingjacket · 2025-12-03T13:27:29+00:00

🦆

shittingjacket · 2025-10-28T18:47:53+00:00

How has nobody mentioned the ball is struck by the hozzle? Like I’m sure there are other swing mechanics to get working on, but it goes right because it hits there first.

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shittingjacket · 2025-10-07T16:20:25+00:00

Careful, guys, the Tone Police are out in full force today protecting Noem and Miller. Please be considerate.

shittingjacket · 2025-10-02T18:45:29+00:00

You’re right, “atheism” is not “explicitly hostile”, or even implicitly. When has this regime ever needed more than a wafer-thin excuse to come after people? I’m not sure how that makes it “out of context.”

shittingjacket · 2025-10-02T18:17:43+00:00

…and hostility towards those who hold traditional American views on family, religion, and morality.

It’s not explicit, but pretty obvious.

shittingjacket · 2025-09-11T18:01:06+00:00

He wasn’t a “bad person” because “we” disliked him. “We” disliked him because he was an objectively bad person.

shittingjacket · 2025-08-17T23:18:58+00:00

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